Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 11, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: Blaartholomew, you must let Dakota keep the shows she has on. Goblin: Blaart. Marigold: And Dakota, if you have some old shoes you could share with Blaartholomre... Dakota: Med, okay. Marigold: Another dispute between a human and a magical creature resolved by... MARIGOLD HEAVENLY NOSTRILS, UNLICENSED CROSS-SPECIES THERAPIST. Dakota: Now he took my earmuffs.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
I thought the goblin’s name was Blaartram. Blartholomew’s a nice name too, though.
docopenhaver almost 11 years ago
What the heck is Phoebe up to in the background of the last panel? That’s a pretty fiendish grin she’s sporting, there.
Neo Stryder almost 11 years ago
Ok Marigold, while I don’t have to contract you as private eye… BTW Phoebe, what were you doing all this time?
kaykeyser almost 11 years ago
You know Marigold any one can take the title of “Unlicensed” and if Sam & Max (the freelance police not the HN characters) are right any one can be a Psychotherapist
Also as cute as the name is Dana just undid TWO of my goblin head cannons. Every thing I knew about that guy is over. . So now you all expect me to STOP galling Blartholomew "Gobkota Dakota’s adopted little sister?
I wonder how many more Blaart pun names are out there for goblins and if all goblins have “Blaart” in there names? Some day we’ll have a sweet joke like Blartholomew, Blaarthoven, Blaartakus, and Steve. Just this one odd one out kind of deal.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
“Five cents, please!”
Aaron Saltzer almost 11 years ago
What’s up with the girl with the evil look on her face in the last panel?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Marygold could get a license for that over at Ten Cats.Just don’t forget to bring a couple dozen shrimp tails as payment…
Q4horse almost 11 years ago
The goblin is a boy? A completely naked boy is living in Dakota’s bedroom? No wonder Phoebe has an evil grin.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 11 years ago
Phoebe might be calculating all the money they could make with Marigold’s new counseling service.
Q4horse almost 11 years ago
I think she got the session on video and posted it to you tube. The grin means it just went viral.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Aw man! Here we go again.
ewalnut almost 11 years ago
I thought the goblin was a girl. If it’s a he, he’s acting like he has a crush on Dakota. Maybe Phoebe is posting on the Internet about Dakota’s new boyfriend.
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
Phoebe is in league with the goblins.
Aconite almost 11 years ago
Blaartholomew Jojo [Insert Dakota’s last name here] magically force adopted little brother.
bopard almost 11 years ago
?MAR has assumed liability for cross-species conflict?.Every lawyer minion of Evilcat ruler of Whattheheck is banging on victims doors by now.
bopard almost 11 years ago
zombie form of Blaarth http://www.limelightmagazine.com.au/Gallery/337821,skin-deep-classical-music-tattoos-of-composers—singers.aspx/4
Weapon Brown almost 11 years ago
I’d like to know what’s on that note Phoebe’s reading.
fuzzybritches almost 11 years ago
I suspect Phoebe’s wicked grin in the last panel has something to do with her figuring-something-out expression in the first panel. Can’t wait for tomorrow, I hope we find out!
ChappellGirl5 almost 11 years ago
Another late HN, sigh!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Not the only missing comic today.I wonder what’s up with GoComics.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 11 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Simpson
ChappellGirl5 almost 11 years ago
Dana, are we going to get a new comic today?? It’s after 8 pm here.
scyphi26 almost 11 years ago
GoComics seems to have messed up today. A couple other comics I follow didn’t get updated today, despite their authors saying they submitted the next strip and did everything on their end to insure it. But GoComics, for reasons yet unknown, have failed to post them. I’m assuming its the same case for Heavenly Nostrils.
Hugh Manatee almost 11 years ago
I would really like to know what’s happened over the last three days. Where are the updates, Gocomics?? This seems to be a chronic issue with Heavenly Nostrils.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
That was easy. :)