MythTickle by Justin Thompson for January 15, 2014

Groan!Justin is going all Pastis on us!Maybe I can get the first McCannibal’s franchise in my area! I’m sure there’s a potential customer-base

Their motto can be “It’s made from people” No… Wait.

Long ago, when I worked in the corporate world, the big boss said our number one priority was to create “Customer Delight.” I asked if this was the special of the day at the cannibal restaurant. Things pretty much went downhill from there…

“Soylent Green is people, Man!”

“What if the secret ingredient is people?”“There’s already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.”“Really, how’s it taste?”“Oh it varies from person to person.”

These are either Canadian cannibals or Australian cannibals… Ay?

Guest at a cannibal party to a well-trussed missionary: “Are you being served?”

WOW, that brought back memories. I remember when Justin and I went to see Soylent Green the movie when we were kids. EWWW. ;:^)

If Soylent Green is people, I shudder to think what Soylent Brown is…

Who was asking yesterday how we knew they were cannibals?

As usual GREAT job big brother. Funny stuff, even funnier the second time around. ;:^)

They’re cannibals…not ZOMBIES!!!

Expect legal troubles!Remember the fuss when McJob was put in the dictionary?

Don’t order the clown—it tastes funny.