Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 05, 2014

Ouch!

Where’s a bidet when you really need one?

How do you get it off the hook?

Why worse?

Now you know why they say “ARRRRRRGH.”

How did you lose the eye? Seagull dropping.A seagull dropping destroyed your eye? Not quite – you see, it was the first day with my new hook…

he better hope his prostate doesn’t enlarge

Pirates have it tough, y’know.

Maybe meditation will help: Pirate of Zenpants. (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan).

It’s the buttons. Damn 501’s!

Toil@it.jon/its-all-in-the-wrist.

He also has a steering wheel down the front of his pants….

Know what Captain Hook died of?

Jock itch…

That Depends!

With both hands gone, I’m surprised he goes out at all. Just about anything would be difficult.

Also a pain in the front!