Man: Now comes the worst part of my day....
Ouch!
Where’s a bidet when you really need one?
How do you get it off the hook?
Why worse?
Now you know why they say “ARRRRRRGH.”
How did you lose the eye? Seagull dropping.A seagull dropping destroyed your eye? Not quite – you see, it was the first day with my new hook…
he better hope his prostate doesn’t enlarge
Pirates have it tough, y’know.
Maybe meditation will help: Pirate of Zenpants. (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan).
It’s the buttons. Damn 501’s!
Toil@it.jon/its-all-in-the-wrist.
He also has a steering wheel down the front of his pants….
Know what Captain Hook died of?
Jock itch…
That Depends!
With both hands gone, I’m surprised he goes out at all. Just about anything would be difficult.
Also a pain in the front!
September 06, 2014
Nachikethass almost 11 years ago
Ouch!
Olddog1 almost 11 years ago
Where’s a bidet when you really need one?
jreckard almost 11 years ago
How do you get it off the hook?
Darryl Heine almost 11 years ago
Why worse?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Now you know why they say “ARRRRRRGH.”
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
How did you lose the eye? Seagull dropping.A seagull dropping destroyed your eye? Not quite – you see, it was the first day with my new hook…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
he better hope his prostate doesn’t enlarge
Pirate Mike creator almost 11 years ago
Pirates have it tough, y’know.
dflak almost 11 years ago
Maybe meditation will help: Pirate of Zenpants. (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan).
ossiningaling almost 11 years ago
It’s the buttons. Damn 501’s!
xpurplezebra almost 11 years ago
Toil@it.jon/its-all-in-the-wrist.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
He also has a steering wheel down the front of his pants….
zippykatz almost 11 years ago
Know what Captain Hook died of?
Jock itch…
joegeethree almost 11 years ago
That Depends!
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
With both hands gone, I’m surprised he goes out at all. Just about anything would be difficult.
Michael Arnold over 10 years ago
Also a pain in the front!