The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 22, 2005

Transcript:

Evelyn: Omigosh! I had no idea my son's old comic books were worth so much money! Woman: Evelyn! Don't feel bad. We mothers serve a noble purpose for our country. In our relentless quest for tidiness, we create wealth by disposing of our kids' comic collections! Evelyn: We do? Woman: Absolutely! We fuel an entire industry, bringing prosperity to dealers and happiness to collectors! Evelyn: I...I never realized that we mothers were so....so vitally important!