The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 14, 2006
Transcript:
The Professor: Dusty...you hired an appraiser to look at your car? Dusty: Yep! For insurance purposes. Even though she's parked, I need to protect 'er. The Professor: I'd like to talk to this man. The Professor: Excuse me...how will you determine this car's value? Man: The usual procedure with scrap-metal-weight it!