Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 13, 2014

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    Give it up, Cupid- they already see that they were “made” for each other.

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  2. Bananeajoe00001
    Toonerific  over 10 years ago

    They certainly could get hooked on each other.

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    rubisco2  over 10 years ago

    Modern chain mail . . .

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    t jacobs  over 10 years ago

    they probably should not procreate anyway

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  5. Opy
    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    Worn because of a lack of self confidence.

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    It’s getting to the point where people are having to sign off the salvage rights to their next of kin. “When I die, I want to be buried next to Aunt Bessie, and my metal studs final resting place is to be Joe’s Auto wrecking.”

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    Stop aiming at their heads!!

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