Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "YOU HAVE A QUESTION, DANAE?" "YES, MA'AM...WHY ARE WE HERE?" "OH, MY..." PANEL 2 "THAT'S SOMETHING PHILOSOPHERS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME SO IT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN..." "NO, I MEAN HERE IN SCHOOL DURING GROUNDHOG DAY HOLIDAY WEEK? "UMMM...WHAT?" PANEL 3 "SINCE WE GET A WEEK OFF FOR CHRISTMAS, WHY NOT THE SAME COURTESY FOR US GROUNDHOG WORSHIPPERS?" PANEL 4 "SUDDENLY, A WEEK OFF SOUNDS REALLY GOOD..." "AH...THEN WE'RE AGREED!" "GET BACK IN YOUR SEAT."
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
Until groundhogs can be shown to pull in the kind of bucks raked in by an economic holiday like Xmas, your petition is denied.
wrwallaceii almost 11 years ago
Quit groaning Teach. She asked a question so answer it. Teach; that’s your job.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
Mrs. Crabtree?
dadoctah almost 11 years ago
The teacher has failed to keep up with current findings in the field of philosophy. The question “why are we here” was answered long ago: we’re here because if we (or someone else who would serve the function of “we” in our stead) weren’t here, we wouldn’t have asked the question. Without an asker, the question doesn’t exist to require an answer..And yes, I realize that Danae had something more concrete in mind, but people need to know this stuff.
pcolli almost 11 years ago
I thought Lucy might have been a Falabella (approximately 32 inches high as an adult).
Enoki almost 11 years ago
A future Democrat presidential candidate in the making….
Laynegg almost 11 years ago
Mrs. Himmel-scheisser has an industrial size bottle of aspirin but unfortunately school regulations will not allow her to share with you. Besides with Danae in her class she needs the whole bottle.
Wiley creator almost 11 years ago
Yes, she has a name. Ms. McGarry.
Beleck3 almost 11 years ago
Danae saves the day once again with her question!
Joseph McFarlane almost 11 years ago
Groundhog Day. The day we celebrate the invention of sausage!
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
I’m glad I’m sitting on the pot reading this.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
OK, now what about da early bird? But not the noisy rooster, of course. Let’s see, here sea gulls start early…..
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Super Sunday and Groundhog day coincidin’!Who’da thunk it!Deserves a holiday
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
-Nope. It’s not a nice name at all.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
-Et tu, Brute?
milania almost 11 years ago
Creepy kid.
Habogee almost 11 years ago
As teachers names go you can never top Miss bliss, so why try?
Radical-Knight almost 11 years ago
Caufield and Danae should get together and compare notes…
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
Since we don’t know what name if any Wiley has given her, I coined the name Mrs Himmelscheisser, for use till Wiley tells us her real name.
dogday Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Talk about your oxymoron!
jahoody almost 11 years ago
@Enoki….no one in the “other” party would be able to understand any of Wiley’s panels
westny77 almost 11 years ago
Hey teach lighten up. You get paid to do this. There are many people out of work who would love your job so shut your ugly face.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Argy-bargy, logically there are only 3 explanations for why they say Democrat rather than Democratic. 1. They don’t know proper grammar…The word party or what ever, is the noun in the sentence, and the adjective form of democracy, is democratic….A party is democratic.. A person is a democrat, Evidently they don’t understand that..(Of course they’ll blame teachers, and demand an investigation into Michelle Obama’s influence on teachers and subversive reading material or something……Or..2. They are being childish..Or, 3, they don’t like the idea of Americans being democratic..To me it’s all three..But it could be (That would be 4), that they are being led around by the nose and enjoy it….
Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Miss Demeanor
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
I predict Danae will get her wish…..just not in it’s desired form…..possibly a week of detention for disrupting the class….possibly more while Ms. McGarry takes time off for psychiatric help to deal with Danae’s unceasing nonsense.