New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 22, 2014

What’s in that pipe?

Let’s get bizzy!!

Impossibility Nº 1: A purple duck with a mustache magically appeared and machine-gunned everybody, leaving no survivors at all.:Eliminated; no purple feathers are present.

I love Holmes, but as a friend of mine once said “When you have eliminated the impossibilities what you have left is the possibilities of which the truth is a subset”. My friends tend to over-think things.

Impossibility # 3 (?) Pab isn’t even sure who was killed off yet and is frantically trying to decide who it is and how long he can string this out. On a different note, not seen Camilla lately (not that I am complaining!)

Impossibility # 4: All them missiles just turned into a giant blue whale that is trying to come to terms with its existence before barreling into the ground...(Arthur Dent always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe…)

They killed off Victoria!

Speaking of impossibilities, looks like we got tomorrow’s cartoon again. :-)

“Why couldn’t it have been you?”Because a crazy grandpa – or in your case, crazy great-grandpa – is more interesting than a humorless mama’s boy.

I’m guessing Grandpa sucks at playing Clue.