Beardo by Dan Dougherty for January 24, 2014

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    “You’ve got a ponytail. Does that mean your head is a horse’s—”

    “Maaaa!!!!”

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    Retired Dude  almost 11 years ago

    You mean colder than now?

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    holmswedeholm  almost 11 years ago

    It’s interesting that those who mock Beardo here, young though they may be, are the very people who will never be able to grow a beard. Thus, through mockery, they seek to assuage their disappointment in their own lack of accomplishment and honorable attainment. Or, perhaps only set themselves further apart in their difference between the sexes. That’s what always perplexes me—how our modern society, since the invention of the easy-to-use razor blade, has seemed to prefer men to be beardless and thereby TRY to look more feminine or perhaps pre-pubescently young. Either way, beardlessness is some kind of odd denial of masculinity, even by those who in every other way try to assert masculine traits through less-than-social behaviors and thus twist their self-esteem and behavior toward anti-social beliefs and activities.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 11 years ago

    Well, if being hairless is a human trait then if you have less hair are you more human? .I have heard women prefer men with less body hair, which implies women pocolli.

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    The Rolling Cat  almost 11 years ago

    Dead rodent? They should know, being a couple of little rats.

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