FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 02, 2014

At least he didn’t ask you to Prom…yet.

Don’t refuse the Muse.

Ah, Paige. Look ahead 20 years, that nerdy kid will invent your generation’s Facebook, all the N’Sync Boys autographs you could want, they perform at your wedding, think of it…

Paige? A straight A? In anything academic?

I was hoping he wasn’t doing your work for you, Paige. Or he’d coerce you to do him some … favors.

He needs a harp.

That’s a tunic, my friend. Methinks you don’t know what a toga is.

I think he is a muse in the way that because of him, Paige is afraid to look up from her study books.

C’mon, Paige, think this through logically. Morton is going to be a millionaire by the time he’s 25. Give him a chance.

I had lots of friends with whom I discussed deep things and even learned from, but they were not the group of friends who I dated. As a young girl I was only interested in physical attributes for a date, and even when I married. Now I know that both are important and I have a man who I find fabulously attractive and all that, but he also shares many hobbies and enjoys intellectual studies with me as well. I was worried that politics could be a wedge, but we discussed our views somewhat this morning and (although we have different starting points) we actually concur.

As to Paige, it has been said: Youth is wasted on the young.

Oh, Morton is her muse all right, but Paige will never admit it ever.

FIRST!!!!!

YO U FOOLS DONT KNOW WUT A TOGA IS!!!!! LOL :)

I LIKE TO EAT POO

Morton in a toga? MY EYES, MY EYES, BRAIN BLEACH, STAT! It is NOT WORTH THE GOOD GRADES! No Sir!

maybe he named 1 of his zits after u paige

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Are those blackheads?