Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 23, 2014
February 22, 2014
February 24, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: What's that smell? Satchel: General Tso's chicken! Bucky: Are you mental? Satchel: Huh? Bucky: We don't want any problem with the military in this house. Satchel: Huh? Bucky: If I were you... Well, If I were you, I'd curl up and sob... If I were in your predicament, I'd replace that guy's chicken ASAP, even if you have to spray paint a pigeon. Satchel: I just felt like something hot tonight. Bucky: Retaliatory invasions can get pretty toasty, I hear. Eating a general's chicken! You're out of control! What's next, president Obama's parrot? Comrade Stalin's hamster? Emperor Nero's turtle? Go ask Saddam how General Schwarzkoff's chicken tasted. Oh, right, you can't. Rob: Where'd you get the Chinese food? Bucky: It was in the trash.
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Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Buck has no problem getting General Tso’s chicken second-hand…er, paw.
meg_grif over 10 years ago
Does General Tso’s chicken outrank Colonel Sander’s chicken?
Varnes over 10 years ago
Bucky wins again! I Googled the chicken….Sounds good….
Varnes over 10 years ago
God I love instant knowledge…That’s what I’ve needed my whole life…Glad I lived to see it. Alexander’s Library at your finger tips…Amazing…….How could anybody ever get bored anymore?
bignatefan over 10 years ago
“If I were you, I’d curl up and sob.” Must remember that one.
flyertom over 10 years ago
Obama’s parrot? That would be Chili con Carney, with a side dish of Rice a la Susan.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Mom used to call left over dishes , hash or chinese food! still tastes the same to me
kathyabk over 10 years ago
I just can’t stop laughing!!!!
ickymudd over 10 years ago
Satch,Please,stop listening to Bucky {Lie’r cat} :)
lecrenb over 10 years ago
That would be one rank below King Pao Chicken?
Robert Allen over 10 years ago
Is that a Big Bang Theory reference? I was wondering when Darby would get around to doing that. I think this is from when Leonard and Sheldon get robbed and Sheldon decides to move to Montana.
smollett over 10 years ago
Brilliant, simply brilliant. Way to go, Buck, play the Beige Behemoth like a fiddle.