Herman by Jim Unger for February 14, 2014

She’ll take both.

Not many girls tick the “Barbarian Warlord” box.

Hannibal Lector and John Reginald Christie,

Unfortunately, both ran screaming from the room after seeing your video.

And in your case I would hazard a guess that Genghis Khan’t and won’t

Either would be a perfect match for the battle axe.

Must be my ex-mother-in-law!!

There’s somebodyFor everybody

I see a duel in the future between Genghis and Atilla.

Actually both men are legendary lovers. Attila allegedly bought it while doing nuki-nuki (That’s Hawaiian for the horizontal hula). As of Genghis, there are tens of millions of men who can trace their ancestry back to him.

I love the antique computer.