Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 13, 2014
February 12, 2014
February 14, 2014
Transcript:
A grossed-out TNT and Breezy have just witnessed a murder in Elk Canyon! Yipe! Rip Haywire: Well, I solved one mystery tonight: The Disappearance of My Dog. Breezy: And the dead body? TNT: (Gulp!) Hiya, Ripster. Rip Haywire: Breezy, Elk Canyon was sealed off by an earthquake years ago. No one can drive in there! Breezy: But I saw a van! It had "Creepy Murderer" written all over it! Rip Haywire: Are you sure it wasn't a hovercraft or one of those "Total Recall" drill cars? Breezy: Rip, stop trying to distract me with hilarious movie references. I saw what I saw!
Space_cat almost 11 years ago
This is pure Scooby Doo from now on, according to the immutable laws of cartoon logic, In an overblown fit, Breezy must now go investigate the canyon herself to prove she was right. She will be caught by the bad guy(s). Rip will have to rescue her, bad puns, pop culture references, ka-hit, TNT does something funny, general hilarity ensues. Bad Guy is revealed and either dies or gets caught, more puns, episode get wrapped up and we’re ready for the next one.Holy crap am I jaded or just read way too much?
PMark almost 11 years ago
The question I have is this — if Rip has only arrived here a short time ago, how does he know the detailed history of Elk Canyon where nobody goes?
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
Hey Breezy, you are one to talk about distractions. What with your poses and all..@A_Dream4u : You may be right about the plot. However, sitcoms tend to be quite predictable but we still love to watch them anyway.
quartermain almost 11 years ago
— and Breezy’s the Sweet!
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Nah… Cobra would be the one driving the van with the shiny knife…
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Rip is starting to sound like a typical sheriff.Is that good or bad?
DorianKTB almost 11 years ago
Oh, Rip could never truly be a “typical sherriff,” especially with these lovable loonies! :-D
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 11 years ago
She saw Saw? And which one?
Veridian almost 11 years ago
Speaking of “Lovable Loonies”…. HUGPOUNCESZZZ Happy Valentines Day (yeah, I know it’s early but, I’m takin’ tomorrow Off!) :-)
Veridian almost 11 years ago
" tawt I taw a Cweepy Van. I did I Did! I taw a Cweepy Van… Bad Ol Murderer!!…"
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
The reference to “hilarious movie references” reminded me of ‘Sally Forth’ — specifically Ted’s penchant for pulling out various pop culture tidbits, though he’s much more likely to draw upon Star Wars than Total Recall.