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Zipper: Regarding your proposed ban on weed sales... I... uh... uh... Voice: Is there a problem? Zipper: Yeah, I can't find the notes I was taking... Voice: Try your wrist. Zipper: Oh, right... "These people are mental."
This is what happens to your brain on drugs. But hey, letās make it legal anyway because we donāt have enough unmotivated uneducated unemployed slackers.
Such people exist and are widely reported..Colorado took a different path in legalizing for recreational use, following the libertarian idea that your right to privacy includes the right to get stoned as long as.you do not hurt others..Obviously users should not be running trains or babysitting nuclear weapons and you probably donāt want your brain surgeon getting stoned before slicing on you, but the people with unimportant jobs or no jobs who stay off the roads . . .
A few years back, the town of Nain in Labrador was having trouble with many of its youth sniffing gasoline, a legal product easily available and relatively inexpensive. Where thereās a will thereās a way, it would seem.
This was another laugh-out-loud comic today (for me, anyhow). Trudeau outdoes any other cartoonist Iām familiar with. If I may venture an opinion, it does seem that Garry sees both sides of the pot debate. Today represents one side; on the other, he appeared to approve of Lacy Davenportās use of it when she was dying of cancer.
if they legalilze it, theyāll take all the money away from the Drug pusher/Police/Jails. all the jailed people they make money off of. keeping it illegal keeps the MONEY going to the Police/Prison Industry.
I was a good kid. Never did drugs. Graduated with the lowest GPA in the history of a very large HS. Failed out of my 1st 3 attempts at college. I gave in to peer pressure at 21 and smoked a tiny bit of pot. I found I could stay focused on the study material, found it INTERESTING ! in 1 course got the only A+ in a school that had an A as the highest grade possible. Got me thru graduate school with top honors. Of course it can be abused! but without it Iād be selling time-shares instead of having a rich, productive professional life.
I know someone who smokes pot because they have glaucoma and it eases the discomfort. If it helps, Iām all for it. Come to think of it, if it does no harm as a recreational substance, Iām for it, too.
āItās not like Weed hasnāt been easy enough to find in these communities already, and from what I hear itās still cheaper to buy it illegally.ā
Looks to me like what they are doing is the contemporary polititrick of making it legal, but totally inaccessible to anyone who needs it. That is ā¦ legalize it, but regulate it out of reach. Oh, well off recreational users will have no problems, but if you want to use it medicinally, forget it.
If it wasnāt so useful to treat conditions which BigPharma cannot, does not address, the situation wouldnāt be so offensive.
The bottom line is: everything the politicians say about cannabis is true of alcohol ā their drug of choice. This comic is reprehensible, because it reinforces that lie. Cannabis is not only benign, relative to the substances it is compared to, it is useful. In the bad old days when I did use the stuff recreationally, all the stoners I smoked with were successful business men and professionals. Iāve only ever met one truly deadbeat stoner. Sadly, he would be a deadbeat with or without cannabis or any other substance. The rest have been at least as competent as you are ā more so, probably, since they had the use of experience and observation to hand. Try some objective research before you pronounce.
-Do such people exist??-Benton MacKenzie is one. Heās 47, dying from angiosarcoma. Besides smoking the drug to relieve pain, he uses a cannabis oil on the lesions on his skin. Unfortunately for him, he lives in Iowa, where the use of marijuana for medical purposes remains illegal. He, his wife and his parents (in their 70s; they opened their home to their sonās family) are all going to jail. Benton will undoubtedly die in prison long before Iowa introduces any legislation to allow the medical use of any form of cannabisā¦
-From the website āhowstuffworksā:-The source of this info is the Journal āNatureā.Cannabis has cannabinoids, one of which is THC. These bind to receptors in the human brain in the hippo campus and basal ganglia.-The human body actually produces analogues of cannabinoids, called endocannobinoids. All of these substances work to regulate the bodyās response to stimuli such as pain.-There are already some medicines available that use these types of substances. Satives is a natural extract of cannabis that is administered as a spray and it relieves pain without causing the intoxication (āhighā) of THC. Marisol has been approved by the FDA to fight nausea in cancer patients and AIDS patients; it has synthetic THC, but some patients feel that it does not relieve pain as well as the real thing.
I thought for sure that I was flunking Chemistry ā the only course in school that did not come easy. I smoked before the final, I knew I had to repeatā¦. I got an 89% on the test, second in our class.
BE THIS GUY about 11 years ago
A very succinct argument.
Salinasong about 11 years ago
Heās going to convince them to make it illegal again!
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
Zipper comes forearmed and uninformed!
Jack Straw about 11 years ago
Nice job on the diplomacy, Zip!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 11 years ago
how to win friends and influence peoplethe art of public speaking
rpmurray about 11 years ago
This is what happens to your brain on drugs. But hey, letās make it legal anyway because we donāt have enough unmotivated uneducated unemployed slackers.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 11 years ago
I had a college friend who smoked dope. He got a higher paying job than I didā¦.after the masterās degree.
ajnotales about 11 years ago
Wil uncle Zonker show up and save the day? Iād hoped that Zipper might rise to the occasion, butā¦
2578275 about 11 years ago
I remember part of a Cheech & Chong dialogue on this subject: āIt makes you lose your what, man?ā
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
Benghazi!!! thatās the right wing argument against it.enough said.
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
we can only hope they outlaw cigarettes and cigars. such filth and cancer causing substances.
i will hold my breath til then. lol
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
I wonder whom the strongest member of the Pro-pot lobby are? Is there some respected spokesperson? Michael Phelps?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 11 years ago
Such people exist and are widely reported..Colorado took a different path in legalizing for recreational use, following the libertarian idea that your right to privacy includes the right to get stoned as long as.you do not hurt others..Obviously users should not be running trains or babysitting nuclear weapons and you probably donāt want your brain surgeon getting stoned before slicing on you, but the people with unimportant jobs or no jobs who stay off the roads . . .
2578275 about 11 years ago
A few years back, the town of Nain in Labrador was having trouble with many of its youth sniffing gasoline, a legal product easily available and relatively inexpensive. Where thereās a will thereās a way, it would seem.
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
This was another laugh-out-loud comic today (for me, anyhow). Trudeau outdoes any other cartoonist Iām familiar with. If I may venture an opinion, it does seem that Garry sees both sides of the pot debate. Today represents one side; on the other, he appeared to approve of Lacy Davenportās use of it when she was dying of cancer.
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
if they legalilze it, theyāll take all the money away from the Drug pusher/Police/Jails. all the jailed people they make money off of. keeping it illegal keeps the MONEY going to the Police/Prison Industry.
P. Kilick about 11 years ago
I was a good kid. Never did drugs. Graduated with the lowest GPA in the history of a very large HS. Failed out of my 1st 3 attempts at college. I gave in to peer pressure at 21 and smoked a tiny bit of pot. I found I could stay focused on the study material, found it INTERESTING ! in 1 course got the only A+ in a school that had an A as the highest grade possible. Got me thru graduate school with top honors. Of course it can be abused! but without it Iād be selling time-shares instead of having a rich, productive professional life.
dook about 11 years ago
I would be more interested to understand how cannabis eases pain.
pauljmsn about 11 years ago
I know someone who smokes pot because they have glaucoma and it eases the discomfort. If it helps, Iām all for it. Come to think of it, if it does no harm as a recreational substance, Iām for it, too.
Hawthorne about 11 years ago
āItās not like Weed hasnāt been easy enough to find in these communities already, and from what I hear itās still cheaper to buy it illegally.ā
Looks to me like what they are doing is the contemporary polititrick of making it legal, but totally inaccessible to anyone who needs it. That is ā¦ legalize it, but regulate it out of reach. Oh, well off recreational users will have no problems, but if you want to use it medicinally, forget it.
If it wasnāt so useful to treat conditions which BigPharma cannot, does not address, the situation wouldnāt be so offensive.
The bottom line is: everything the politicians say about cannabis is true of alcohol ā their drug of choice. This comic is reprehensible, because it reinforces that lie. Cannabis is not only benign, relative to the substances it is compared to, it is useful. In the bad old days when I did use the stuff recreationally, all the stoners I smoked with were successful business men and professionals. Iāve only ever met one truly deadbeat stoner. Sadly, he would be a deadbeat with or without cannabis or any other substance. The rest have been at least as competent as you are ā more so, probably, since they had the use of experience and observation to hand. Try some objective research before you pronounce.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
-Do such people exist??-Benton MacKenzie is one. Heās 47, dying from angiosarcoma. Besides smoking the drug to relieve pain, he uses a cannabis oil on the lesions on his skin. Unfortunately for him, he lives in Iowa, where the use of marijuana for medical purposes remains illegal. He, his wife and his parents (in their 70s; they opened their home to their sonās family) are all going to jail. Benton will undoubtedly die in prison long before Iowa introduces any legislation to allow the medical use of any form of cannabisā¦
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
-From the website āhowstuffworksā:-The source of this info is the Journal āNatureā.Cannabis has cannabinoids, one of which is THC. These bind to receptors in the human brain in the hippo campus and basal ganglia.-The human body actually produces analogues of cannabinoids, called endocannobinoids. All of these substances work to regulate the bodyās response to stimuli such as pain.-There are already some medicines available that use these types of substances. Satives is a natural extract of cannabis that is administered as a spray and it relieves pain without causing the intoxication (āhighā) of THC. Marisol has been approved by the FDA to fight nausea in cancer patients and AIDS patients; it has synthetic THC, but some patients feel that it does not relieve pain as well as the real thing.
route66paul about 11 years ago
I thought for sure that I was flunking Chemistry ā the only course in school that did not come easy. I smoked before the final, I knew I had to repeatā¦. I got an 89% on the test, second in our class.
kaffekup about 11 years ago
Thereās something to being relaxed, rather than uptight, to improve performance.