Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 06, 2014

Calvin should appreciate Hobbes is always there for him.

Hobbes, always glad to be of assistance!

*…how Hobbes is always…

Too bad General Petraeus never saw this strip.

With friends like Hobbes you don’t need [more] enemies! Susie andMoe will serve.

Calvin has enough balls for fireing back!!

Less astute opponents would have never noticed the ready supply of snowballs available to attack you, Calvin.

wait Susie come ….!!!!

Actually Calvin is awfully good at making enemies with no trouble at all.

For fan, a nice wink from Brian Anderson: http://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/#.Uxh6wn-9KSM

better not be me.

what are friends for?

I think I’m reading the comics too often. After the strip yesterday where Calvin was removing his pants to see if he could get into a restaurant with only shirt and shoes, I dreamed last night that he went to school naked. I need a life.

This was exactly the same defense France had before WWII broke out.

I have seen the enemy and he is mine.

Calvin set himself up for that. Never tell another person your plans. Trust NO ONE. First rule of espionage.

Where’s Moe when you need him?

What human friends has he?

Oh I’m sure you’ll find some…. Very quickly.

xxx

Panel Five: THWACK!

With a familiar like Hobbes, who needs enemies?

Let’s see Calvin dude you have Susie, Moe, your teacher, your principal your parents. Oh dear you sure you want more enemies. I will be your friend.

Where’s Susie when you need her

Snow balls at ten paces ….ten! Splat