Calvin dude your Mom is not stupid. A word of advice Mom you better lock theses items and hide the key. If you keep a gun in the house get rid of it. I like Calvin but he can be a handful.
Just read this little book about a whole family of Calvins! Real people!! Sordid Stories of an Ordinary Family: A Celebration of Betrayal, Tragedy, and Disabilities by Gina Rae Hendrickson
Calvin’s mom must have run track in high school, in order to keep up with him.
Don’t know if this may be coming soon, so I hope this isn’t a spoiler — but this strip is sort of akin to.“Mom, where do we keep all our chain saws?”.“We don’t have any chain saws.”.“Then how am I supposed to learn how to juggle?”.Has always been one of my favorites.
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Mom should be proud to have such a responsible, organized son.
favm over 10 years ago
Sorry Calvin, it didn’t work.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Curses! Foiled Again! ;)
bluskies over 10 years ago
You may be right. but just how do you child-proof Calvin from Calvin?
jrankin1959 over 10 years ago
Uh-huh…
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
It’s a feminist plot {angry extremists} against all men, especially those old enough to know about brick bats.
westny77 over 10 years ago
Calvin dude your Mom is not stupid. A word of advice Mom you better lock theses items and hide the key. If you keep a gun in the house get rid of it. I like Calvin but he can be a handful.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
“Does this dress make me look fat?”Another example, kid
Poollady over 10 years ago
Extension cords, saw blades, rat poison…………………if it wasn’t Mom Hobbes would’ve been the voice of reason……………I hope!
dflak over 10 years ago
Mom, where do we keep the fire extinguisher?
Melekalikimaka over 10 years ago
Just read this little book about a whole family of Calvins! Real people!! Sordid Stories of an Ordinary Family: A Celebration of Betrayal, Tragedy, and Disabilities by Gina Rae Hendrickson
Calvin’s mom must have run track in high school, in order to keep up with him.
Karaboo2 over 10 years ago
Put away your sewing stuff and help Calvin build something mom.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Calvin storming off again I see.
xxx
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
Calvin: Just wait til Susie asks you “do these pants make me look fat?”
Doublejake over 10 years ago
Don’t know if this may be coming soon, so I hope this isn’t a spoiler — but this strip is sort of akin to.“Mom, where do we keep all our chain saws?”.“We don’t have any chain saws.”.“Then how am I supposed to learn how to juggle?”.Has always been one of my favorites.
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
Not a bad answer, considering he probably wasn’t expecting it.
barry.taggart over 10 years ago
Bill has quite an imagination He also had an interesting childhood. The buckinghammer
morningglory73 Premium Member over 10 years ago
What on earth was he going to do with those things???
Nathan0607 over 10 years ago
do what u should do, Calvin
rgcviper over 10 years ago
So close, yet so far.