Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 02, 2014

And in Cliff….

It’s also the reason why fruitcakes make the best door stops until you regift them the next year.

truckstop pancakes have ’em all beat

I’ve taken du…never mind.

Bruno, no chance…Those people are unfathomable….Um…..Unfathomable means stupid, right?

Man, unfathomable is really fun to say! Could probably work as a sobriety test, too……..

There seems to be plenty of superdense material in Washington DC too.

So . . . the universe started when God dropped a fruit cake?

An interesting thing about Neutron Stars is that, initially they appear to be failed Black Holes, not having enough mass. They can however accrete enough over time to then collapse into a Black Hole.

She turned me into a newt! I got better.

And my Mom’s biscuits!

I learned something about neutron stars and fruitcakes. I never knew Cliff was that dense.

I take it you’ve never had a good fruitcake. A good one these days will cost around $30 for a small one and $50+ for the size I used to make. I quit baking them when I found out it would cost me over $100 to bake the 4 I usually made for the holidays.

While most commercial fruitcakes ARE bricks, I have had wonderful versions that were moist and tasty. These were home made.

Why does he wear those black gloves. It is gross

I’ve had cheesecakes like that.

If only Walter Baade had known this.

My mother made great fruitcake. Marinating in brandy for a year really helped!

Only because it was safer in a fireproof environment!

We once had a fruitcake in our house…but he moved out.