Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 22, 2014

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    killerbunnyfamily  over 10 years ago

    Someone looks like a painted Easter egg.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Good thing he didn’t go for piercing! At least, not yet.

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    favm  over 10 years ago

    No problem with a fall, he’s hardboiled.

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    ladykat  over 10 years ago

    True, he’s just a little cracked

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    Nobody_Important  over 10 years ago

    He wears pants but no shirt??

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    markmoss1  over 10 years ago

    See the Wikipedia article on Humpty Dumpty. Keep in mind that most nursery rhymes were centuries old in oral tradition before anyone put them in print. IMHO, the two best theories are:

    1. It was a riddle, an egg was the answer.

    2. It was a large cannon placed on the wall of a Royalist fort in the English Civil War. When it fell (or was knocked off by Parliamentarian cannon), “all the king’s horses and all the king’s men” couldn’t get it back in action. That would explain what horses had to do with it (pulling on cables to attempt to hoist the cannon up on the wall). The weakness of this theory is that the earliest published version of the rhyme (Samuel Johnson 1797) doesn’t have horses. OTOH, the last line of that version does fit an attempt at hoisting better than an attempt at re-assembly:

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Four-score Men and Four-score more, Could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before

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    goweeder  over 10 years ago

    “Except there’s nothing in the nursery rhyme to suggest Humpty Dumpty was even an egg.”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.Spoiler alert !

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    Chris Sherlock  over 10 years ago

    The pastels give Humpty the impression of being a good egg, which he may not have intended.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago

    But that’s so redundant

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