FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 12, 2014

I may have Scandinavian in my blood, but I used to be blond until my hair later on became brown. Anyway, aren’t a majority of Scandinavians blond?

Cannot say, but a person I know is of the same bloodline and is very (natural) blonde.

I’m of Norwegian and German descent and I was a blonde til about age 6 when it gradually changed to brown. My hair is still fine like a blonde.

Way better than Ívarr hinn beinlausi!(Ivar the boneless)

Ich bin halb Deutsch. Meine Mutter ist Norwegisch und Swedisch. Meine Familie? (Sigh) Wir haben braun Haar…

I had to laugh at the second panel though.

But… Vikings were blonde.

My wife’s theory is that the Vikings explain why there are so many red-headed Irish ….

Ah, the irony of a brave Viking being called “the Yellow.”

Don’t complain. Consider Ivar the Boneless and his brother Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye.

Count your blessings, Jason: You’re not in California.

How many Vikings had pet iguanas?

Quincy seems to be saying, “It’s tough being a blond? It’s not easy being green, either!”

Call it golden.

Maybe he should change his name to Leif Jasonson.

Jason is drawing a straight line from “Eric the red” to" Jason the yellow"

My husband is the only one in his family with grey eyes. Everyone else in his family has brown. Our blonde daughter has brown eyes and our brunette daughter has hazel.