Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 08, 2014

Winning also solves everything. Why don’t they try that?

Is Gil suggesting that Mimi post a dance video, too???

Ever notice how the Thorps are always preparing huge meals for two people?

“The unwitting price of fame — and she wasn’t even looking for it.” Sounds like it came from an old commercial. “A handshake instead of a kiss.” “Even her best friends won’t tell her.” “The heartbreak of psoriasis.”

Mimi: If that’s what you want. The hours and pay always were better than coaching. And I hate teaching driver’s ed.

In all reality , in P3 either the tea pot on the counter answered Mimi or it was Gils ass answering Mimi.

Today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Mimi + Dance Video + Wardrobe Malfunction. That is how you type it in to Google, right?

Gil is sporting a “monk?” Is he going to become the AD at St. Fabian? The fact that he can talk out his ass (good one, Mr. R) will impress during an interview.

Long lost VHS video of Mimi and Pedro at pooside sloshed as a Mariachi band serenades a provocative Mimi. Gil of coursr is at MCC bidding to win another MCC Championship with Molly Kinsella on his bag.

Wait, where is this strip going, not that I’ve ever seen one, but this sounds like a porno script: Wendy, come over to my house, I have something to show you, something…different

… aaaannnd maybe I was on to something yesterday

Mimi, in the real world, butting in is a terrible idea.That’s what you shouldn’t do, but you will.

This sounds we’re about to have another one of Rubin’s goofy plot resolutions. Both Rubin and Whigham need to go.

In all reality . Mimi persuades Gil to name Wendy , Ball Girl for the upcoming baseball season to cheer her up. Remember Marla the Cubs Ball Girl ? I bet those of you still living at home have the Playboy issue she appeared in hidden under your bed.