Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 17, 2005
Transcript:
"How was your doctor appointment Frank?" "Nothing serious. He said the pain is just nature's way of reminding me who's in charge, and he told me to expect more complaints from my body as I grow older." "But with the number of complaints my body's making, I should set up a 1-800 number for it! And look at this bill---apparently I can stay in the pink only if I keep going deeper in the red!" "Boy, how did I get to be my age so fast, when it takes forever for Friday to come?"