Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for February 26, 2014

Rita, Been it that situation and just folded on the speech and sat back down and took an E for the grade on that assignment.

Part of the problem is whatever Sal is running away from that is on the lose in the office.

I find that many rhetorical questions are deliberately preempted.

I’d like to know which employee gave the answer “You” to Rita; whoever it was hit the nail on the head.

OK, had to look up “rebarbative.”

Meeting Rule #1: NEVER ask a question that you DON’T know the Answer to!

Who threw the stapler at Sal? He probably said something to tick them off, though…

Well at least the staplers today are lighter and therefore less painful. About the only metal you’ll find in a cheap stapler these days are the staples themselves.

I’m not sure I know all those people at the table. And Roy and Kathy apparently weren’t invited.

It would take another whole meeting just to list all of the answers.

Poor Rita…

‘Short-sighted greed’ = basic company tenet

That looks like a Swingline

Ed had the politically correct answer.

Dilbert’s boss and Rita could take over the world if they ever got together. Well, if they didn’t destroy each other first.

I love the “You?” answer. Made me laugh.