Monty by Jim Meddick for April 13, 2014
April 12, 2014
April 14, 2014
Transcript:
So if we transfer these funds to offshore accounts and create a separate books to record the equity accrued in... Oh, no! It's too late! He's awakening! Eeeek We'll be safe if we just hide behind these intentionally convoluted spreadsheets! Ahhhhh! Sir, sir... It's ok, sir... Your assets are secure... It was merely a dream. Oh, Jarvis! It was all so hideously real! The Uncle Sam Nosferatu dream again? I'm afraid so... Tsk! Tsk! Poor master Sedgwick! Don't fret... Once April 15th has come and gone, his dreams always return to the mundane yachting license final exam in the nude variety...
R2-Wolf almost 11 years ago
I do NOT want to see those post April 15th dreams.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Oh, Sedgy, just clutch your teddy tighter and be a mensch!(Although that is some pretty creative dreaming, and I do understand the Tax Day apprehension thing.)
R2-Wolf almost 11 years ago
I’m guessing that Jarvis and the maid are more like parents to Sedgy then his biological ones. This might explain some of his attention seeking behavior. Then again, he might really just be a little creep.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I thought I was the only one to have the Uncle Sam-Nosferatu dream.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
it’s starting to spread!
billyruffian almost 11 years ago
They say our dreams tell a lot about us – maybe Sedgie is really an honest, hard-working, tax-paying American and doesn’t know it!
Rwill almost 11 years ago
Monty must have been on the corner in front of Sedgie’s place yesterday.
breishis613 almost 11 years ago
A horrifying dream, to be sure. Especially for one of such tender years. The perils of being in the 1%! :(
GypsyWoman almost 11 years ago
Personally, I l ike the lamp the maid is carrying. Very gothic Victorian literature type stuff. Is there a crazy wife in the attic too? Hmmmmm…..
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Thanks to the HeartBleed virus/worm whatever you want to call it – our filing deadline has been extended from April 30th to May 5th. The extension is the same number of days the govt websites were down.
braindead Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Ah, the dreams of little Willard, when he was a very young ChickenHawk.