Overboard by Chip Dunham for March 06, 2014

Tree kangaroos?

Your Mom is so fat she need group insurance.

Louie, Louie, we gotta go now.

Good morning, Crew!

Good Morning Crew,Truly out on a limb here, and heres to you Grog.Fine little girl waits for meCatch a ship across the seaSail that ship about, all aloneNever know if I make it homeHave a GREAT DAY MATIE’S must be a little Pirate in all of us.

Your mother must strong to raise a dumb bell like you…..from Norwegian Home Companion

Your mother’s so fat they take her to the beach and sell her shade.

Your mother’s so black when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on.

“Yo momma is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him everyday so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.”“Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.”“Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.”

Morning crew.

A weight loss group at a previous hospital decided to call themselves the Wallabies, but didn’t know what one looked like. This was pre-web so I drew a picture. When I brought it home my wife asked, “Why did you draw a picture of a rat?”

Good afternoon Crew!

Yeah, you were such an ugly baby the doctor slapped your mother…….so there.

And furthermore,. your mother is so fat they make her take the truck route when she jogs………………………..so there, too.

This was called" the doesn’ts" back in the day and those were fighting words. Careful, crew.

Those are some mighty big teeth on the tree kangaroos. Uh …. I mean, squirrels. Ha.

Good Evening, Crew.