Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 30, 2006
Transcript:
PERSONALS Find Your Love Match "Ernie, I thought you were going to be more honest in your latest personals ad! There's nothing here about you being very immature!" "Right there it says 'Must like children'!" "What about your car being repossessed?" "'Should enjoy long walks.'" "You really think you'll find a woman willing to take a chance on you?" "Of course! That's why I said I'm looking for the 'adventurous type'!" "Ernie, you should have mentioned all the weight you've put on recently!" "I did! I said I have an 'upscale lifestyle'!"