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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 24, 2014
Transcript:
Bernice: "I just had an idea: You, me and Delta should have a combo 18th birthday party!" Luann: "Yeah! As adults we could gamble, watch adult movies, get tattoos, go skydiving-" Bernice: "OR, as adults, we could discuss important ballot issues!" Luann: "Explain to me again why we're friends" Bernice: "Because you need me to make you a better person?"
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
âLegal Tender "âNever An Adult Momentââ18 Wheels Of Sensible ShoesââMature? Like Iâm So SureââThe First Day Of The Rest Of Your Lifeâor âLicense To Drive You Crazyâ
DaJellyBelly almost 11 years ago
It appears that Berniceâs life will be as exciting as watching grass grow.
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
So, they are all either going to be 18, or they already are 18⊠That should be a great birthday bashâŠwith the theme somewhere in between Luâs and Bernâs visions of it⊠;)
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
In order to gamble in Vegas, one only needs be 18. Just a short hop-skip-jump from Pitts. However, I cannot even Begin to imagine Bern and Delta going along with a plan like that⊠=-O
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oh You SAID It, Lu.
Iâve wondering Exactly WHY You Two are Friends for over a Decade.
But PLEASE, Donât Let Me Interrupt. By all means Discuss the Politics of the day and Let Comrade Bernie explain how the Machinery of Capitalism is GREASED with the BLOOD of the Workers.
Or Something like thatâŠ..,
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And, as an adult, you can get kicked out of the house. The revenge of Masterdad!
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
BernâŠyouâre being awfully pretentious. ;)
ShagsCA almost 11 years ago
*"You, Delta and IâŠ:
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
I stand corrected! ;)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
The only clip I could find of âThe Logical Songâ with original version. But at least it shows that good music isnât lost on these girls⊠â BTW, what they did here, donât try this at homeâŠ. Littering is a fineâŠ..
DaJellyBelly almost 11 years ago
In California, Luann could legally play the lottery, bet on horses and play at certain casinos.
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
âTramp Stampsâ? For all whatTiff looks like, she most definitely is not a tramp. She is plain-old-just-full-of herself⊠Iâll bet Crystal has a gentle tattoo here and there, and I donât consider her to be a âtramp,â either. Guess it depends on oneâs point of view⊠;)
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
LOL ;)
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I can easily imagine Luannâs getting the name âQuillâ tattooed on her wrist and then claiming that now they have to get married.
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Bernice is also full-of-herself⊠Thereâs an old saying that says (abridged): one who points out some one elseâs splinter in their eye should first look at the log in his own eye⊠;)
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
LOL! ;)
Editman almost 11 years ago
A Tramp Stamp is a particular type of tattoo, usually involving Asian Characters that no one understands.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
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ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Before I sign off, it being Monday and all (well, almost), hereâs a little gem I found by J. Swift: âLaws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.â -The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, Third Edition. Well, the book is closed, the lights are out, and so am IâŠânite all! See ya in the funny papers!⊠;)
bscan48 almost 11 years ago
Letâs see, Luannsâs first inclination is to watch adult movies.
jemgirl81 almost 11 years ago
21 rhymes with fun. LOL hopefully theyâre still all friends by then.
Caldonia almost 11 years ago
Uh, Iâm gonna go with none.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Here is some background on how and why they came to beâŠ.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Some choice banter between the lifelong friends today. I would not impute any overly-heavy significance to it, however.
TwilightSea almost 11 years ago
Adult movies? So are they going to watch Monster Blacks on Whites 4?
ReneTray almost 11 years ago
Same in Louisiana, too.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 11 years ago
you, Delta and Iso you agree?No, I was just helping you Bernice with your syntax or something
melmarsh9v almost 11 years ago
In Minnesota, you can gamble in a casino if you are 18, but if you want to drink alcohol, you have to be 21. Back in June of 1973, they lowered the drinking age from 21 to 18, which was about 3 months before I turned 21. The change in age caused some problems in schools, where some seniors could legally drink, but others could not, so a few years later, they raised it to 19. After a few more years, it was back to 21!
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Wait⊠did she say âwatchâ adult movies or âmakeâ adult movies???
Step-Step almost 11 years ago
Donât you have to be 21 to gamble?
Step-Step almost 11 years ago
If thatâs their idea of a party, I wonder what theyâll want to do when they turn 21!?!
piloti almost 11 years ago
She also got the age right to be cast in adult movies.
Willow Mt Lyon almost 11 years ago
They arenât 18 yet. When they started kindergarten in California, they had to be five on or before December 1st, 2nd or 3rd depending on the school district. ~They can then gamble at most of the Indian casinos in California when they turn 18. They canât gamble in Reno until they are 21, so there is no use in driving over the mountain passes until then.~They will already have started classes when Luann and Bern turn 18, so it will have to be an early birthday bash in early August. Nonetheless, it should be a lot of fun.
Willow Mt Lyon almost 11 years ago
How the Duck, you are correct. It is 21 throughout Nevada.~My advance apologies to those who are 18, 19, and 20 and have developed maturity, if the 18, 19, and 20 year olds donât quit acting up like 12 year olds at the Indian Casinos in California, they will ALL start limiting the age to 21. All they need is more complaints from customers, so donât give them a reason to complain.
skellys1031 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
âYou, Delta, and I should have a combo 18th Birthday Party.â
Grammar. One of those basic âadultâ things they could work on. . .
Step-Step almost 11 years ago
Thanks! I still get IDed when going into a casino or buying lottoâŠ.and Iâm in my 30s!
marvee almost 11 years ago
Being a good citizen is an ongoing process, not just something that happens the first Tuesday in November every four years.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
TrueâŠ
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Unless youâre Napoleon Dynamiteâs Grammy!âŠ.
Druid Girl almost 11 years ago
I live in Nevada. And to âplayâ in a casino here a person needs to be 21 years of age. By the way, it is generally gaming here, not gambling. It keeps âplayersâ thinking they are involved in entertainment, instead of âgamblingâ away their money. Tribal casinos are different. You can play at Tribal casinos at age 18. So, it really depends on where Luann planned to go âplayâ, either way at age 18, she could legally play somewhere.
Also, I seem to recall some years ago Brad and TJ running into casino trouble when one of them hit the jackpot on a slot machine but they were not of legal age to play.
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
Sorry⊠A little late to the party this morning. :)
Well, at least we know she is not yet 18. So that solves that issue⊠for now⊠I have feeling that Lu and Bern will work out the âbetter personâ issues. But I know how Lu feels. Often Iâm tired of always having to be the âbetter personâ in my family! Once and a good while, I WANT TO BE EVIL!!! :-)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Not unless thereâs a story coming up in which they get pulled over (not for anything too big) for something, and Lu has to deal with her parents and either sorting it out with them, or a possible bit of an âargumentâ with them (thatâs usually good for some âdramaticâ fodder or at least some issues that many could identify with, and would be a relevant storyline for a character of that age)âŠ.
timzsixty9 almost 11 years ago
betterân STARRING in an adult movie!
ACTIVIST1234 almost 11 years ago
Sounds like this will be the last party with everyoneâ a good-bye to each other, a good-bye to Pitts, and a big HELLO to their new lives. (The t-shirts are already on order.)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
" Was there a conclusion in the movie and/or the âtoons ? "^The problem for the series was the writing (which seemed to ignore the movieâs ending(/s) in favor of continuing the series with the seven main characters (like having Kip still searching for online dates, instead of his marrying Lafawnda as in the movie). But the other problem was that what made the movie special with the live action charactersâ expressions didnât translate very well into the animated series. Also the aforementioned writing was suspect. It got cancelled after only six episodes, too. It was an okay toon, but to me, the right people werenât in place to make it work. â Of course, the movie was the same olâ, same ol, except that it had Kip marrying in the alternate ending, and Nap and Debbie was hinted at being a bit more than friends. Granny of course going back to her ATV riding in the dunes ( if she ever knitted a thing in her life, itâd be of some tough material, with a Harley patch on it, Lol!) and when Uncle Rico goes to Rex Kwon Doâs house to sell âBust Mustâ to Rexâs wife, Rex âdeals with itâ, as heâs not happy about the situation, to say the least. Though in the end, Ricoâs girlfriend comes back to him⊠You can find the full synopsis here and the movie info here and the ending to the 1st episode to the toon, here âŠ. â As far as Iâm concerned, the movie is the real ending point, and the toon had promise, but it sputtered after the first episodeâŠ.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Will they invite Delta to their dual birthday party? She would probably just berate them for celebrating with friends instead of taking the birthday cake and using it to feed the homeless.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
And did I forget to mention, N.P. the toon was badly written ?⊠as in âFox-ifiedâ?âŠ. â What also made the movie appealing was the fact that it wasnât written like how they do with Fox shows It was kept âuniversalâ for all audiences. Funny for adults, but âuniversalâ funny.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 11 years ago
I like Berniceâs self-confidence and joy of life.
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
This is pallet wrap
Oh, trust me, Iâve seen it. Oddly enough, if you fly out of MIA (Miami Intl. Airport), they have machines that will pallet wrap your luggage for you, once it clears TSA. Quite handy.
But I wasnât referring to pranks. I was referring more to âfamily subordinationâ and who expects who to be âsubordinateâ to the others. Face itâŠ. I live among a family of âcontrol freaksâ all wanting things to go âtheir wayâŠâ and they always expect me to be the âbetter personâ and bow to their will. Iâm old enough (and independent enough) now to say âenough is enough.. I will live my life on my terms and no one elseâs⊠Care to join me? Love to have you⊠If not⊠wellâŠ..â
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
Stand your ground.
Not sure⊠the âdistrict attorneyâ may try me anyway⊠Too costly to provide a defense, even if I winâŠ:)
I swear⊠âPeace of mindâ is very expensive these days. Costs much money, much family but, at EOD, itâs worth it and a price Iâm willing to pay. They were just hoping I wasnât so willing to pay it.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
âThe cartoon is camp. "^And thatâs a âcomplimentâ⊠ha ha!
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
I would never use âuniversalâ and Barney in the same sentence. Well, except for that one⊠â To me, âuniversalityâ means adults will enjoy it, but itâs not inaccessible to kids, and you donât have to worry about âlewdâ jokes every five minutes. To me, âuniversalâ also means adults donât have to feel âdumbed downâ or chained into âpre-school jokesâ, but at the same time, you never have to go around feeling uncomfortable when âgrandmaâ or somebody else watchesâŠ.
Scott Stevenson almost 11 years ago
Since Iâm not a big fan of foreign films, Iâve always wondered about thatâshouldnât the script for the dubbing essentially be the same thing you see as the subtitles? Other than the fact the words can never completely sync with the mouth motions, Iâm not sure what is lostâŠ
Mikeyj almost 11 years ago
Tramp stamps generally come to a point in the middle, seeming to point right to the middle of a womanâs buttâŠvery trampy if you ask me; yet, kind of artistic
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Yes⊠(ahem)âŠ.that was the oneâŠ. and the world needs to see Barneyâs real life existence⊠so there wont be another âpurple mistakeââŠ
I also have this picture, too. Just may take a while. It is alllllllmost done⊠â
ÂJayBluE almost 11 years ago
Carlin had the uncommon ability to be both funny and smartâŠ. or at least aware⊠â Sinbad was also in the same vein as Bill CosbyâŠ..
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Are you saying that, as a âtoon, âNapoleon Dynamiteâ was a âbombâ?^No⊠thatâs not what Iâm saying, at allâŠ.
Iâm saying that, as a toon, âNapoleon Dynamiteâ was a âbroken down carââŠ..
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
âYou forgot the pill that doesnât work all time: âBaby, Maybe!â.
Oh I didnâtâŠ. I know there were others:
âFetus Failâ
âKitty Killâ
âPoppa Stopperâ
And one other that I did forget⊠but I just didnât want to go there. :-)
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
By the way, that routine appears on his album âAM & FMâ. I have it on vinyl (Little David Records).
I have the CD in front of me (actually, âFM & AMâ)⊠I used to be able to recite the first routine on that album âverbatimâ â (i.e. the one âwith two 00âsâ :-)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
ââŠ.Napoleon âClunkerâ ? ? "^Or Napoleon DartâŠ.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
ââŠ.I really should remember to put smileys at the end of my jokesâŠ;-)â^No, I was adding to your joke with one of my ownâŠ.I used a âhangdogâ sort of response, but I went from your joke about âbombâ to mine about a âbroken down vehicleâ⊠movies that transfer to TV and shows designed to carry a star/character are also called vehiclesâŠAnd also it failed just like a âbroken down vehicleââŠ
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Now, if Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus or Justin Beiber is doing it (the same things as James Dean), you are âfitting in to society (sort of)â and following trends, and only the ones not doing it are âoutcastsââŠâŠ^Are you serious?!?!^Those three would be wonderful reasons to stop doing it! <:-O^
^I was saying that things have reversed in this new timeâŠ. â Did you see what Christopher said? The point was that thatâs how things have turned around, to the point that. If James Dean is doing it, itâs âcoolâ to rebel. If those three did it, it doesnât look so cool, but they are todayâs âstarsâ in the same position as J.D. wasâŠ..
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
My radio has
FM & AM
:: CONTAINS âADULTâ CONTENT ::
Yep, that 1st track will cover he warning nicely⊠My favorite part of it is, of course, the âNarcâ portionâŠ.
âUh, yesâŠ. better let me have a roll or twoâŠâ :-PPP
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Actually, âNapoleon Dumb-a-miteâ sounds like a better name for it, anyway, Lol!âŠ..
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Mine is a steel trap with âRustyâs brand Spring Waterâ leaking throughâŠ.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 11 years ago
The Lava comment was funny(so were a few others)
normaidalia almost 11 years ago
Um, no. I live in Texas and we frequent the casinoâs in Oklahoma. 18 is the legal age.
The Grand Potato about 4 years ago
Actually, a lot of times best of friends are very different!
Sir Martin Wright ||| over 3 years ago
Iâm with luann