Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2014

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    finale  over 10 years ago

    “Tell you what. I’ll talk to my lawyer. If he tells me to do it; I’ll get a new lawyer.”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Better not pour salt on him, or you’ll need a new lawyer.

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    Jackie.Trades  over 10 years ago

    Well, he did go to Law School

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    legaleagle48  over 10 years ago

    Ouch!

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    FabulousJewels  over 10 years ago

    Hey Stephan, let’s go get drunk on 6th Street together after your stop at Book People in Austin. Lol. Oh wait, you have to catch a flight to Wichita the next day. Plus, your old lady probably wouldn’t be too happy with you if you went out and partied with a few of your fans. LOL…

    But it WOULD be fun.

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    Frogger104  over 10 years ago

    Is he really a lawyer? In case I ever need one…..

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 10 years ago

    If Pastis teamed with Rat, they could do “Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel” after this.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Rat should never hire a lawyer who would have him as a client.

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    Caldonia  over 10 years ago

    Read yesterday’s comments, and I can’t believe anyone would be unfamiliar with Breaking Bad. Even my brother, who basically only watched American Idol, has decided to try it out on Netflix!That’s something that would make Walt say, “I won.”

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Aha! It appears Cartoon-Boy is reverting to type. Once slime, always slime, I guess…. But I wouldn’t hire him, Rat. Not only is Pig right, but in addition he has a conflict of interest as well, being your creator and out for a laugh at any cost….

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    PICTO  over 10 years ago

    I didn’t know that Cartoon Boy was a lawyer. This explains why his wife left .

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    eddie6192  over 10 years ago

    For once, that dumb Pig makes sense.

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    Way too slimy.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    What-da-ya-mean, MIGHT BE?!?

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    ArfArf88  over 10 years ago

    Stephan’s mother should be pleased his law degree isn’t wasted after all.

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    swviews  over 10 years ago

    Hmm wrong character to use as the “Saul” for this run, he does know he got beatup alot by Walt and Jesse right?

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    sleeepy2  over 10 years ago

    To be fair, Pastis didn’t decide that cartooning “paid better” than lawyering (that would be insane). He just decided to follow a dream, and it worked out well for him. Mainly because he’s a super talented cartoonist.

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    solarciel  over 10 years ago

    You could always hire famed “pig lawyer” Oliver Douglas. He has experience with other animals, too (eg, getting a cow out of the draft).

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    What’s the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?.....A vulture can’t remove his wing tips!

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    doublepaw  over 10 years ago

    Time to move on to something with humor involved.

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    vwdualnomand  over 10 years ago

    i love bob odenkirk. mr show. breaking bad. and, he does a pretty good impression of robert evans.

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    branchingout  over 10 years ago

    I thought for sure we would have seen a special guest appearance of attorney Steve Dallas from Bloom County.

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    paulmarmot  over 10 years ago

    “Methamphetamines” is a censored word? And that’s too long to fit in his black box. “Blue rock”? “Glass”? “Crank”? “Ice”? “Crystal meth”? Aha. I bet that’s it. Crystal meth. Got it.

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 10 years ago

    Lawyers and catfish, both bottom-feeders……………

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    Srover  over 10 years ago

    I knew those Peanuts characters were shady.

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    legaleagle48  over 10 years ago

    He said that killing all the lawyers would lead to anarchy, which was the first step in overthrowing the government.

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    Carl Pini Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Steve Dallas may still be around.

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    foxsinger Premium Member over 10 years ago

    manufacture what? My word is blacked out. Do I just not get it or is it censored?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 10 years ago

    I question if Pastis can plan that out. Reading this comic makes me think that he makes a lot up as he goes. Thus his greatness!

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    That pink shirt, tie and cheesy grin was a mistake.

    xxx

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 10 years ago

    No clue, therefore not funny. Too bad.

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    tazz555  over 10 years ago

    “Better call Stephan”…isn’t as catchy as “Better call Saul”

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    Kali39  over 10 years ago

    Once a little girl and her mother went past a gravestone that said, “Here lies a lawyer and a good man.” The girl saw the gravestone then turned to her mother. …“Mommy? Why did they bury two people here?”…Yeah, too easy, but the Dr Rat story was just begging for this punchline sooner or later (we figured SOMEONE would sue Rat for malpractice before this arc ended).

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    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    “Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbayaaaa…”

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    Majin Nathan  over 10 years ago

    Pastis is a lawyer?

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