Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 07, 2009
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Frank says, "Ernie, your filing is a mess! I can't find the work orders for our client's pets!" Ernie says, "What are you looking for?" Frank says, "The dachshund coming in for a complete makeover?" Ernie says, "That's under 'Wiener do with everything'!" Frank says, "Where's the Italian model's puppies?" Ernie says, "'Milan Collie babies'!" Frank says, "And the fray cat it's owners always take for a drive?" Ernie says, "'Persian car pet'!" Frank says, "I'm almost afraid to ask about the banket's dog that was sprayed by a skunk." Ernie says, "He's filed under 'Toxic basset'!"
bald over 15 years ago
sounds like a good system to me, but then i worked for the gov’t
ladywolf17 over 15 years ago
The way this is going they may have to file for bankruptcy..
tbree over 15 years ago
I’d hate to see what they have filed under catatonic.
JerryGorton over 15 years ago
In the Army I had to fill out a form for a soldier that was being transferred to the brig. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter when I came to: “Brush, tooth”!
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
LOL LOL
hawkeye761 over 15 years ago
Did he have only one tooth to brush?
Smarkflea over 15 years ago
That ‘Milan Collie Babies joke was incredible…It’s based on ‘Melancholy Baby’. ‘Milan’ is actually pronounced something like “M’Lawn’. Incredible word-play…
poppy1313 over 15 years ago
Phun me to death