Monty by Jim Meddick for April 27, 2014

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Behold, Monty, walking down the street in his bicycle tights and helmet, sipping his iced mocha, while phoning McCalley to report that a bearded lumberjack chopped down the tree to which he had illegally tethered his bike and stole it….

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    Michelle Morris  over 10 years ago

    Nah. More like,“It’s there,I want it,I’ve got an axe,who’s gonna stop me?”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He axed for it.

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    Mopman  over 10 years ago

    P2 tree shaking is a subtle detail? Thief pulling on the bike to try to get it loose, then leaves (ha, leaves) to get his ax? Maybe.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 10 years ago

    Ha, my neighborhood’s so tough, they steal the trees.

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    steverinoCT  over 10 years ago

    http://www.loweringthebar.net/2008/02/police-stop-ax-wielding-bike-rider.html

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    tahoeh2o  over 10 years ago

    Locks only keep honest people out…

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    Rwill  over 10 years ago

    I picture Monty doing something along the lines of Pee Wee Herman.

    http://youtu.be/XjSVRsoBYNY

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    Ichabod Ferguson  over 10 years ago

    Monty rides a fixie (no shifters or brakes). I always knew he was weird but this is too much!

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    yangeldf  over 10 years ago

    a guy did this exact thing on an episode of world’s dumbest criminals

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    Wally Cup Of Joe  over 10 years ago

    New kind of “Chop Shop”.

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    boldyuma  over 10 years ago

    “Shouldn’t be a hard man to follow..Leaves dead trees wherever he goes”(paraphrasing a quote in the movie “Outlaw Josie Wales.”)

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    quartermain  over 10 years ago

    Monty of the Limber Lost.

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