Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 21, 2014

It’s your own fault, Poncho and Hudson, for being out for so long and making your owners worried sick.

Some were missed more than others!

Well, Poncho, at least there was one poster searching for you. But yeah, buddy, kick that door in – that’s just not looking hard enough.

It has been more than two months.

Hey, Chazz clearly did enough — he got the dog back, didn’t he?

“What A Long, Strange Trip It’s Been”

Going missing is par for the course for Poncho, no need to worry. Hudson probably never strays far.

Why did he even put one poster up? Who on Earth would want Poncho back?

^It was their savior cat who put up that poster.

The one poster put up because Carmen told him he should.

Well – life back to normal.

Wish my dog could open the door without help.

See Poncho, the OBEDIENT dog who OBEYS COMMANDS was missed! Get the hint?!?!

The interesting thing is the WAY they returned. They came back the way they left, with their jaws embedded in the bumper of a pickup truck. So maybe they were actually only gone for a few hours, and the whole strange trip was just a hallucination brought on by fumes from the exhaust pipe?

ohhhh!!!! poor Poncho Well they will give you treats and hugs now!!

“Missing: Bottomless Pit who Enjoys Tormenting Cats and Being a Brat to Owners. If found, please ship to Abu Dhabi.”

The only question yet to be answered is who or what will awaken from the nightmare, ‘trip’, bonk on the head …. or whatever? Why am I envisioning a sudden lurch from ‘Fish’ who has been lying in a tiny puddle of water on the carpet? Is all this actually turning out to be the fish tale to end all fish tales? Only time and Paul will tell …..

Welcome home sweety, Super cat is waiting to tease you!!!