Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 30, 2009
Transcript:
Frank says, "You're doing a good job, Ernie?" Frank says, "You keep the shelves stocked and the produce looks fresh." Frank says, "But there's one problem?" Frank says, "Just tell customers that we have unpackaged mushroms?" Frank says, "And stop saying 'We have loose morels'!"
margueritem over 15 years ago
Doc, this is a line you could use!
Superfrog over 15 years ago
Add bran and you can have strong morel fibre.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Personally, I think that would be great advertising!
fredbuhl over 15 years ago
enough fibre and you’d have loose moresls, WITH REGULARITY.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 15 years ago
I regularly have loose morels.
wxman927 over 15 years ago
Of course, EVERYONE knows (8-)) that “morel” is pronounced “mo-RELL”, screwing up the joke, but what the heck. These comments are more fun when you have the wit of a Joe Allen, don’tcha think?
Ronshua about 15 years ago
I dream about “loose morels”& wake-up craving FUNgus 2 ladies & myself .
Just kidding Honey !
O’O for a fresh sauteed pan of Boletes , right-after the rain stops .
papawhale about 15 years ago
I like the the little psychedelic ‘Shrooms that grow out of cowpies in Hawaii!!! Hee-heee…
bmonk about 15 years ago
Don’t be truffled. Thaves just Blewitt.