Fitness Class Trainer says, "Listen to your body! What's it saying right now!" Ernest says, "I could tell you, but I'd have to use euphemisms."
and those euphemisms are too heavy.
I had a yoga instructor who kept saying “quiet your inner voices… listen to your body…” And my body said “MAKE UP YOUR MIND!”
My body says “Put down those weights and buy me donuts!”
The gym is 4 miles away. Duncan Donuts is 2 blocks away. Wonder who is going to win this morning.
crack!
i’d say it but i’d get bleeped
I’ll say it; %$#@!
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Superfrog over 15 years ago
and those euphemisms are too heavy.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
I had a yoga instructor who kept saying “quiet your inner voices… listen to your body…” And my body said “MAKE UP YOUR MIND!”
StuStu2U over 15 years ago
My body says “Put down those weights and buy me donuts!”
lewisbower over 15 years ago
The gym is 4 miles away. Duncan Donuts is 2 blocks away. Wonder who is going to win this morning.
ninmas over 15 years ago
crack!
bald over 15 years ago
i’d say it but i’d get bleeped
ChukLitl Premium Member over 15 years ago
I’ll say it; %$#@!