Pickles by Brian Crane for March 22, 2014

Maybe they are just liars ?

How unfortunate. Being good beats being evil.

Many say good, no matter how they feel. It seems to be an automatic response.

Any day that I’m on this side of the grass, I’m GOOD.

If they were both good, they’d have nothing to talk about.

I’m feeling good and lousy too.

“I know you’re good. But are you well?”

You remember when, i said i lied? well,i was lying. :)

If you wake up with a pulse, it’s a good day. If you wake up without a pulse, you’re either a zombie or a vampire.

Growing old isn’t for wimpsor so I’m told

I have those days a lot.

xxx

This is why I stay away from park benches. :-)

Our boss once hired a new guy for the department next to us..I had never met him but saw him talking to my co-worker for quite a few minutes..After their conversation my buddy came over and said to me…“Never….Ever, ask that guy how’s he’s doing.He’ll talk you to death with his misery’s”..We both laughed..

Reminds me of a Lockhorns strip once where Leroy and Loretta meet a couple they know in the street and Loretta corners the wife off to the side, showing her an X-ray. On the other side, Leroy says to the other man, “Loretta has never understood that ‘How are you?’ is just a form of greeting.”

Whenever I hear people complain about getting old I remind them that the only alternative really sucks.

They’d lie about their ages, too.