Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 22, 2014

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Do you gamble?

Thanks for the clips yesterday. Heh heh… fat animals.

So now we know where Calvin Coolidge went when he died.

Well, I have been known to gambol….

More like I make regular contributions to the gaming industry.

Sometimes when I’m at the deli and am considering buying a candy bar, I buy a lottery ticket instead. I figure it’s throwing the money out either way, but this has fewer calories.

Lottery is another voluntary state tax,and other gambling is a way to fleece the rubes. I pay enough in taxs and i made money tricking[convincing] the people,when i worked. Peace. :)heh,heh.

I win every week by NOT throwing my money away on gambling and lotteries.

Get this, I live in Nevada and don’t gamble. Why give them MORE of my hard earned money.

Old joke, supposedly first said by Calvin Coolidge.

Live in Las Vegas, NV and no gambling. We have four kids to raise!

Sometimes, on scratch off tickets. I usually win the price I paid for the ticket, which makes it even. Sometimes I win a little more.

AND YES, I MISS PELLIE TOO, BEV!

bev re: your LOL comment at me yesterday, I knew it was oreos, I was just being a “wisenheimer”, LOL!

Better would have been, “Loser, pay up.”

I do enjoy a good poker game every now and again. I only gamble with friends though. The state takes enough of my money already.

I only buy tickets for raffles or 50/50s if I’m guilted into it.

I’d rather have a rubber biscuit, bow, bow, bow!

Or a ricochet biscuit.

You fraud. This was a quote by Calvin Coolidge. At least give credit, instead of taking this as your own joke.

Hello Calvin Coolidge

Come on, those of us who know our history knows that is a quote from Calvin Coolidge at a dinner party.