Jon: What's your favorite polka song, Liz? Liz: Uh... Liz: I don't think I have one. Jon: Too hard to choose, huh? Garfield: Just nod your head and back away slowly.
I once had a friend who managed to turn “Sgt Pepper” into a polka tune. Note the “had” in that sentence. But he almost succeeded in making John Lennon rise from his grave.
A great polka I remember as a child living across the street from the Polish-American Association clubhouse is “I Don’t Want Her, You Can Have Her, She’s Too Fat for Me”. But I don’t know the name of my favorite because it had no words, just an amazing clarinet part.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 10 years ago
Smart woman.
codycab over 10 years ago
Not hard. Impossible!
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 10 years ago
I once had a friend who managed to turn “Sgt Pepper” into a polka tune. Note the “had” in that sentence. But he almost succeeded in making John Lennon rise from his grave.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 10 years ago
He needs to introduce Liz to Weird Al Yankovic!
ellisaana Premium Member over 10 years ago
Watch the first of this playlist:
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
A great polka I remember as a child living across the street from the Polish-American Association clubhouse is “I Don’t Want Her, You Can Have Her, She’s Too Fat for Me”. But I don’t know the name of my favorite because it had no words, just an amazing clarinet part.
Loijen over 10 years ago
WaitingMan over 10 years ago
“2001 Polka” by Martin Mull. The opening theme of “Also Sprach Zarathustra” set to a polka beat. Classic.
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Obviously, no one here (but Jon and I) have Polish relatives.
Griffins Run over 10 years ago
More good advice from Garfield.
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
I’m surprised they’re still together.
Number Three over 10 years ago
I love “Beer Barrel Polka” by The Andrew Sisters:
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KEA over 10 years ago
“The Alternative Polka” — Weird Al Yankovic
FireMedic over 10 years ago
FireMedic over 10 years ago
Son of polka master Frankie Yankovic.
potrerokid over 10 years ago
Does ANYONE remember Lawrence Welk?
dkcobb over 10 years ago
Most do not realize it is a polka but my favorite is “Deep in the Heart of Texas.”
corfy over 10 years ago
What? No “Weird Al” fans on here?
Jayneknox over 10 years ago
I love the Clarinet Polka!
Rachel_E over 6 years ago
I like the piece: “Trisch Trasch Polka.” :/
Undertale fan 4 months ago
cool
edmund_graham 4 months ago
Next panel is Jon going “Let me play you my favourite polka album ever!”