Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 27, 2014

Most any day, now.

Your lucky that clunker runs good enough to get out on its own.

Good English,why read comics.

I love to flag tra la!

Sentence structure is more important than speaking well English.

There is an appropriate place to use your grammatical talents – as a proofreader! Not here in the comics.

Go find yourself a job where you can use those talents and let the rest of us alone.

There, their, they’re. Just settle down, boy.

It seems to be the same at gas stations. The person in front of you finishes gassing up,gets into their car, takes 5 minutes to find their seatbelt and attach it, then proceeds to adjust all their mirrors, their seat, the coat they’re sitting on, their seat again, check in the mirror for stuff stuck between their teeth, and then finally put the car into Drive while S-L-O-W-L-Y pulling away.

As if they were listenin’

it was not a typo. it’s the wrong word in the wrong place. Ignorance.

Why is the Perfesser waiting for a parking spot when he needs a battleship dock?

As a former Police Officer, I was convinced the at least 30% of the driving public didn’t deserve to possess a Driver’s License. Now that I’m older (68) I think it might be even higher.

Go find another space. I had people hog spaces and I avoid an argument. They could be nut jobs so I play it safe.

Used be same calculation w phone booths.

His Rule #34 is at least safe for work. :P