Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 17, 2014

Since the seconds will roll down even if you put in something invalid, you can get slightly less or more than 1:11 by punching in either :66 or :77.

Don’t try that with microwave popcorn. Two seconds too long yields nuclear waste and a smelly kitchen.

99 is perfect for almost everything other than bread

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I’ve had the philosophy for years that if it takes longer to cook it than it does to eat it, you’re doing something wrong.

Ahhh – this wonderful age we live in.

On my microwave you can push one button for one minute to 8 minutes. There’s also a button to at 30 seconds. If you need anything else it’s extra work.

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