Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: I should talk to that woman reading Shakespeare... making conversation with intelligent women is right in my wheelhouse. Rat: Is your wheelhouse a place filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics? Goat: Please don't criticize my wheelhouse. Rat: Make sure he comes with a money-back guarantee.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Paris Goat is hoping that hoofed mammals are right up her alley.:(Read that any way you like.)
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Is your wheelhouse a place filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics?”Why yes! Yes, it is. How did you know?
rroush Premium Member over 10 years ago
Suggest that she read “Giles, Goat Boy.”
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
The woman’s reading a first draft by Shakespeare, “Julius Grab That Woman Now!”. Bill’s editor made him shorten the title to “Julius Seize Her!”
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Good one, Rip. I just realized that today is the 450th anniversary of Shakespeare’s baptism date (birth date unknown). Happy Baptismday, Will!
me over 10 years ago
Goat doesn’t need a wing-man like Rat when approaching a woman reading Shakespeare. Sure enough, one cannot say that “he got her goat.”
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Rat is just goating him on.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
The sad thing is, Rat’s advice to the Shakespeare-Reading Woman is well spoken. Alas, Goat is not a great catch for any woman, even if she were desperate for a guy!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
My Wheelhouse occasionally has a flat tire!
Number Three over 10 years ago
Go away, Rat.
xxx
blunebottle over 10 years ago
No more cheese crackers. :o(
Jonathan Mason over 10 years ago
I don’t get it, what on earth does Goat mean by “in my wheelhouse”?
lmonteros over 10 years ago
My wheelhouse is definitely filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Hm.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
I hope the cheese series continues.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Rat, you really need to stop confusing YOUR wheelhouse with everyone else’s. Especially when their far smarter than you.
Mad_Scientist over 10 years ago
Rat’s idea of a “wheelhouse” does not match the definition of that word.
jackproarty over 6 years ago
That wheelhouse has been burned to ashes.
Dragongirl55 about 4 years ago
I wish this one was part of an arc, I’d like to see Goat try to put himself out there for an actually intelligent girl.