Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Paris Goat is hoping that hoofed mammals are right up her alley.:(Read that any way you like.)

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    Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “Is your wheelhouse a place filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics?”Why yes! Yes, it is. How did you know?

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    rroush Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Suggest that she read “Giles, Goat Boy.”

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    Plus, it probably has criticizing bosses of the mechanics that look like Rat.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The woman’s reading a first draft by Shakespeare, “Julius Grab That Woman Now!”. Bill’s editor made him shorten the title to “Julius Seize Her!”

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Good one, Rip. I just realized that today is the 450th anniversary of Shakespeare’s baptism date (birth date unknown). Happy Baptismday, Will!

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    me  over 10 years ago

    Goat doesn’t need a wing-man like Rat when approaching a woman reading Shakespeare. Sure enough, one cannot say that “he got her goat.”

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    Rat is just goating him on.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    The sad thing is, Rat’s advice to the Shakespeare-Reading Woman is well spoken. Alas, Goat is not a great catch for any woman, even if she were desperate for a guy!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 10 years ago

    My Wheelhouse occasionally has a flat tire!

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Go away, Rat.

    xxx

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    No more cheese crackers. :o(

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    Jonathan Mason  over 10 years ago

    I don’t get it, what on earth does Goat mean by “in my wheelhouse”?

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    lmonteros  over 10 years ago

    My wheelhouse is definitely filled with flat tires and incompetent mechanics.

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    claire de la lune.  over 10 years ago

    Hm.

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    claire de la lune.  over 10 years ago

    I hope the cheese series continues.

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    knight1192a  over 10 years ago

    Rat, you really need to stop confusing YOUR wheelhouse with everyone else’s. Especially when their far smarter than you.

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    Mad_Scientist  over 10 years ago

    Rat’s idea of a “wheelhouse” does not match the definition of that word.

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    jackproarty  over 6 years ago

    That wheelhouse has been burned to ashes.

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    Dragongirl55  about 4 years ago

    I wish this one was part of an arc, I’d like to see Goat try to put himself out there for an actually intelligent girl.

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