Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 09, 2014
April 08, 2014
April 10, 2014
Transcript:
Rodeo Jones: Rip, look, that's my sister's jacket! She's gotta be around here somewhere! Rodeo Jones: I gave her this jacket when she turned fifteen last month! There's blood on it! Hey, get away! Vampire horse! Vampire horse! Rip Haywire: It's ketchup, Rodeo! There's a packet in the pocket! My horse isn't a vampire! Rodeo Jones: I've read those "Twilight" books... it's possible!
Phatts almost 11 years ago
well now, this certainly doesn’t fill me with confidence!
PMark almost 11 years ago
Griselda: Right. But there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon…?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
StoicLion1973 almost 11 years ago
Let’s hope Rodeo’s sister isn’t as dense as he is.
mntim almost 11 years ago
It’s not all good news. It means Sis is eating junk food.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Let’s hope Rodeo’s sister has better taste in literature than he does…
Joseph.B.Prawer almost 11 years ago
oh my! the flagon and chalice and the brew that is true, still got confused. oh my!
francisrossi almost 11 years ago
Why is he reading Twilight books?
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Get a grip, Rodeo! Read “Harry Potter”, like a normal person!
Ushindi almost 11 years ago
I’m glad there are still other Danny Kaye fans left.
quartermain almost 11 years ago
Time for real thrills, turn to Bram Stoker’s “Dracula”