JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 14, 2014

lesser crimes and major crimes

… or LGBT. I say we start a petition to get them fired.

Socially acceptable extortion rings UNITE

And when they DO steal from the girls, they’ll only take 77 cents on the dollar.

Ironically, due to my colorists error, they also appear to discriminate against Blacks! The dude in the red hat should be brown.

Another vital question here is whether they either steal lunch money from Jojo or would consider hiring him.

I rarely reveal veiled metaphors in my strip, but “Willarbee, Percival and Cross” are more tha playground bullies. They represent all manner of white-collared criminals: bad bankers, lawyers, politicians,, etc.

Its hard to get a good cross-section of society when you only have a sample size of three.