Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 24, 2014

they are already on first names, guess Tarzan will be the best man

Time to move on Tarzan.

Tarzan: Matchmaker of the Jungle.

He’s reading an article on “Better Ways to Neck-snap Your Next Lion” to hide his tears at losing Penny…..

And feathers are about to fly.

That issue of “Hunting Illustrated” also has the annual “loin cloth” feature, supermodels in various forms of undress on the African continent.

In this months issue, Shooting Stuff, Killing Things, How To Skin Stuff, How to Stuff Stuff….

I wonder if Tarzan had the courtesy to put down a towel so he wouldn’t get the upholstery all sweaty?

Tarzan has now become the “Piggy Patty Stanger” of Kenya! UGH, enough of this matchmaking nonsense!! Git steppin; Tarzan, back to see what damage & trouble Jane has gotten into over the past 6 months. :)> BringOnJaneAGowa!!

Tarz is chillin’!

Must say, Penny seems to have ‘filled out’ some, since her first appearance, some weeks back, when she was very thin – ah – willowy.

magazine article on where to hire a stunt lion …toimpressthebabesagowa

Oh, it’s that simple! Why didn’t I ever think of beating the child of a woman I was interested in?