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I tried a new weight-loss pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You donāt swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one-by-one.
If that tubby guy tries to hop, he could smash right through the floor. Or maybe the floor would shake so much, the fridge would fall over. Shoulda picked a ālow impactā starter exercise. Like just plain ole walkingā¦
This should be a ānewā part of the school diet programā¦ā¦.too much sitting in class, not near enough out door time to burn off the calories taken inā¦.of course that also applies to home time too.
I probably wouldnāt even notice itā¦ The cat had to learn the hard way. Iād come into the kitchen and if he was laying there ( in the middle of the floor) I wouldnāt see him and heād get stepped on. Now he sleeps with one eye open and runs off as I approach.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
If you keep your scotch in the fridge.
Agent54 almost 11 years ago
What do you use for the marker? A rice cake?
Bilan almost 11 years ago
An at-home sobriety test? You canāt have another beer if you canāt hopscotch.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Bilan, forget that! I can play Crawl Scotch if I have toā¦.
dadoctah almost 11 years ago
āIt was my understanding that there would be no mathā¦.ā ā Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford, SNL, 1976.
kathyxstitcher Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Could be more interesting going AWAY from the fridge. Messy?
thirdguy almost 11 years ago
He looks kind of confused, as if his wife put the numbers down without telling him. My wife always confused the heck out of me.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
walk around, and save time
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Then there was the backwoodsman who claimed his daughters played hopbourbonā¦
CYGNUS X1 almost 11 years ago
Just donāt open your soda after jumping back to the Lazy Boy!
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
or. go mormonā¦no booze, no tobacco, no sugar, no caffeine, no spices.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
maybe too lateā¦.
steverinoCT almost 11 years ago
I tried a new weight-loss pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You donāt swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one-by-one.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
If that tubby guy tries to hop, he could smash right through the floor. Or maybe the floor would shake so much, the fridge would fall over. Shoulda picked a ālow impactā starter exercise. Like just plain ole walkingā¦
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Remember to stretch and warm upā¦ā¦you could pull a groin at 4 and 5.
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
This should be a ānewā part of the school diet programā¦ā¦.too much sitting in class, not near enough out door time to burn off the calories taken inā¦.of course that also applies to home time too.
pcolli almost 11 years ago
Only if ones Sporty and and the otherās Scary.
Daeder almost 11 years ago
In phase 2 of the program, you hire 2 small children to swing double dutch jump ropes in front of the fridge.
wrwallaceii almost 11 years ago
I probably wouldnāt even notice itā¦ The cat had to learn the hard way. Iād come into the kitchen and if he was laying there ( in the middle of the floor) I wouldnāt see him and heād get stepped on. Now he sleeps with one eye open and runs off as I approach.
dflak almost 11 years ago
Hop scotch was originally designed as an exercise for Roman soldiers.
westny77 almost 11 years ago
Give it a try. What do you have to loose.
tommyjj almost 11 years ago
If he gets to ten heās too close to open the door ?
klunker rider almost 11 years ago
That diet only works for 10 year old girls