Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 01, 2014

Online, nobody can tell you’re a frog.

And I look exactly like my GoComics avatar.

If you look at my avatar, you’ll see that I am an extremely calm morning person. (truth???)

I know it’s a stretch, but Selma has a frog in her hair over her ear, bulging eyes and all.

I’ve heard it said that some people look like their pets, but looking like their avatar…. ridiculous!

I, too, look exactly like my avatar. Except with longer hair.

I, too, look exactly like my avatar. Except with longer hair.

Wow! Talk about able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!

At least Selma’s honest.