Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 01, 2014
March 31, 2014
April 02, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Oh dad, this is nothing, so could you sign it and not bother to read it? Dad: Your teacher says you tried to trade horse mucus for fruit snacks. Phoebe: UNICORN BOOGERS. And I really thought Dakota'd go for it.
Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Magical, sparkly unicorn boogers.
nerdhoof almost 11 years ago
If Phoebe read more comics, she’d know “don’t read this, just sign it” never works. And the Shield Of Boringness makes unicorn boogers indistinguishable from horse mucus, but don’t tell Marigold.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 11 years ago
Now Phoebe is trying to be the female opposite of Calvin.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Thus proving her alleged mental illness.
smitty72 almost 11 years ago
I never thought I’d live to see the day when I would see “unicorn boogers” in print.
drodr05 almost 11 years ago
Unicorn Boogers = They’re magically delicious!
Neo Stryder almost 11 years ago
Were you trying to make her a joke for April’s fool?.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Snot funny.
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
Even Unicorn boogers are pretty.
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
Why did the tissue dance? It had a little boogie.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Nice try Phoebe.
CodeMouse92 almost 11 years ago
There’s something on Stack Overflow this morning that looks like it was contrived by Marigold and Pheobe’s dad.
bopard almost 11 years ago
They cure asthma..p.s. ?Is that the King’s Quest logo on Dad’s shirt?
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I cannot find any such logo used in connection with “King’s Quest”, either the original game or the whole series, though it does look vaguely familiar.
ladymadcat almost 11 years ago
Man, teachers are just natural born buzz kills!
sixam almost 11 years ago
How did Phoebe get these unicorn boogers? Did she pick them herself? I thought the saying goes, “You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”
Weapon Brown almost 11 years ago
The best part is how amused he looks.