For Heaven's Sake by Mike Morgan for April 07, 2014

I would hate to hear some technological/extra-biblical reference to Tablets.

Happens every nano second. Check the pix downloads..My favorite misquote is the Santa Claus shouting HO HO flee from the land of the North.

Unless one has unlimited download, there’s going to be a lot of little bits of saviours around. Can he be printed off?

Sadly, this is just about how some people misquote Scripture.

Yesterday our new interim pastor, preaching on the raising of Lazarus, led off by describing and quoting a cartoon about Jesus and Lazarus playing poker …

I thought Abraham was the first computing reference in the Bible. When he was trying to upgrade his operating system, Isaac objected that he didn’t have enough memory. Abraham replied, “But God himself will provide the RAM.”

Since Buddha predates Jesus by centuries, it’s possible that some of what’s in the Bible came from India.

Say what? No he didn’t. He left and the angel appeared and said he would return in the same way you saw him leave. Paul adresses the Thessalonians who had sole their belongings and were living on mountain with anticipation. Jesus said “no one, but the Father, knows when I will return.”

And yes i meant “addresses” and “sold”