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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2014
April 13, 2014
April 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Only a teen and bad guys are shooting at you, proud of yah, kid. R.J. Yeh, well... Rodeo Jones: You put my sister in danger, Lil' Haywire! I'll make you cry like an after-school special! Girl: Stop, Rodeo! R.J. saved my neck! Rodeo Jones: Sis, don't cover for this weak chinned half-pint! Girl: Look out, mister Haywire! Rip Haywire: Don't worry! This aint' my first rodeo.
AlnicoV almost 11 years ago
As has been stated many times already, Rodeo is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This nut job has a scratch on his record that keeps playing the same song over and over.
Mongo almost 11 years ago
Here comes the KA-KNOCKOUT punch!!
PMark almost 11 years ago
Well, Dan. If your goal was to create an extremely annoying character, you’ve succeeded. I am starting to wonder how this fool manages to remain ranch foreman.
mntim almost 11 years ago
Is Rodeo on roids?
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
So that’s why he’s named that! It’s all been leading up to that line.
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Let’s see now… If Rip’s son marries Rodeo’s sister……
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
If Rodeo is not on any kind of meds…HE OUGHT TO BE!
francisrossi almost 11 years ago
He’s ripe for a punch to the bits there.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Maybe Rodeo HAS ’Roids…and yes, I think RJ could take him…
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Read Today’s Aunty Acid… It fits Rodeo perfectly!
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
It’s time to stop this Rodeo once and for all!
Gregory Hubbard almost 11 years ago
It took me a second to get “This ain’t my first Rodeo”. Nice one.
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
“I’ll make you cry like an after-school special.”
Something tells me that his ‘threat’ is more likely to inspire titters rather than terror.