Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2014
April 13, 2014
April 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Only a teen and bad guys are shooting at you, proud of yah, kid. R.J. Yeh, well... Rodeo Jones: You put my sister in danger, Lil' Haywire! I'll make you cry like an after-school special! Girl: Stop, Rodeo! R.J. saved my neck! Rodeo Jones: Sis, don't cover for this weak chinned half-pint! Girl: Look out, mister Haywire! Rip Haywire: Don't worry! This aint' my first rodeo.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
As has been stated many times already, Rodeo is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
This nut job has a scratch on his record that keeps playing the same song over and over.
Mongo over 10 years ago
Here comes the KA-KNOCKOUT punch!!
PMark over 10 years ago
Well, Dan. If your goal was to create an extremely annoying character, you’ve succeeded. I am starting to wonder how this fool manages to remain ranch foreman.
mntim over 10 years ago
Is Rodeo on roids?
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
So that’s why he’s named that! It’s all been leading up to that line.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Let’s see now… If Rip’s son marries Rodeo’s sister……
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
If Rodeo is not on any kind of meds…HE OUGHT TO BE!
francisrossi over 10 years ago
He’s ripe for a punch to the bits there.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Maybe Rodeo HAS ’Roids…and yes, I think RJ could take him…
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Read Today’s Aunty Acid… It fits Rodeo perfectly!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
It’s time to stop this Rodeo once and for all!
Gregory Hubbard over 10 years ago
It took me a second to get “This ain’t my first Rodeo”. Nice one.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
“I’ll make you cry like an after-school special.”
Something tells me that his ‘threat’ is more likely to inspire titters rather than terror.