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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 30, 2014
April 29, 2014
May 01, 2014
Transcript:
Bernice: "Luann Where are you guys? I thought you'd have arrived in your ritzy limo from your elegant dinner by now!"
Luann: "We're almost there. Having quite a time! I just need one thing..."
Bernice: "What's that?"
Luann: "HELP"
āStation-aryāāUnravelled Plans, And Canned RavioliāāBreakdown At The Bus StationāāEmptyā¦. Vis. UnpluggedāāRough RidersāāHanging Around By A Thread "orāI Donāt Want My Empty Vis -a -visā
āā¦why did they not call and have someone pick them up from the bus stopā¦ā^Possibly from a logistical standpoint, they didnāt want to take anyone too far out of the way, and where theyāre at is a bit easier for someone to pick them up at. ā Even if the āfieldā wasnāt too, too far away, it may not have been as accessible as getting to the bus station (2 miles from Pitts)ā¦
Do hope before much longer something happens to turn this sad horror story around for Luann and her friends. This story line has so far destroyed the prom for these fourā¦..why?..I guess weāll have to wait till the end of this week to find outā¦..
Plus, we saw that Tiffany was putting out food on the table, so there were at least snacks at the Prom. Maybe some party-goers were willing to settle for that rather than going out to dinner first. It could also have been a matter of timing. Students who went to a fancy restaurant downtown who left a bit earlier than our foursome might have made it through before the traffic got tied up, and ones who left later would have heard about it on the radio and would have taken an alternate route.
One thought has been crossing my mind during the current story arc. It reminds me of an old Archie Comic where everything is going wrong for Betty Cooper. In the next to last panel however Archie kisses her and when Bettyās mother asks how her day went Betty claimed it was her best day ever.
I can see this prom ending this way too with Quill kissing LuAnn making it feel at least to LuAnn like the night was wonderful.
The gang is looking a little dispirited at the momentābut I attribute that to the fetid miasma of a generic bus depot. Buck up, kids! Things will get better! (I hope.)
āI can see Luās one busted shoe lying flatā ^Well, Lu will now think twice before telling Puddles to āheelāā¦.. of course, thatās if Puddles learned wanted to do itā¦.
" They should have called someone as soon as Quill hurt his knee."^It could have been a matter of ātoo far a distanceā for someone to come to them where they were, originallyā¦.. ā May have been more convenient to wait until they were closer to Pittsā¦.
āHelp! We wandered away from the limo and now we are stuck in what looks like a homeless shelter and a strange man took Gunther away for awhile but Gunther wonāt talk about where he went.ā
I donāt know where Greg is going with this, but I fear that Lu is heading for a huge blow upā¦. They will arrive too late at the dance, and Tiff will try to get in her face with it. Either that, or the gang will hear about it all next week. She (Lu) will not be the most pleasant person to be around.
Hopefully, Q will take her out āprivatelyā after his knee feels better, to calm her down. And, hopefully, Rosa and Gunth will āfigure out something to doā to make up for the lossā¦ 8-O :-PPP Anywayā¦ I hope Brad & Toniās wedding goes a lot smoother but, somehow, i fear notā¦
And. thanks all, for the kind remarks from yesterday. :) Iām still a little fried, but getting better.
I donāt understand how they keep looking worse and worse!! How did Guntherās sleeve get ripped!! Were there wild animals in that field they ha to cross??? and how did they all get crap in their hair? did they roll through the field? I get the broken high heel and the twisted kneeā¦.common, but the rest of the gang look like theyāve been bucking hay all evening!! Not waiting for a bus!
There well may be some tension there, when Luann thinks how readily Quill went along with Guntherās plan (over her own quite vocal opposition to it) and how much fun he seemed to be having taking photos of her as she awkwardly tried to climb over the fence. The time between now and graduation could show just how strong this relationship is, or isnāt.
I feel bad for Gunther. He tried to salvage the worst Prom date ever. But the field bit was over the top. At worse the show get muddy unless someone slips.
One hole that I see is usually you go to Prom first over dinner. The second hole is usually dinner is served AT Prom, The third is Prom is usually at a ritzy hotel or dinner club instead of the school gym anyway.
I see this disaster as karmic retribution for Luann. She planned this thing and we spent the better part of a month watching her be insufferable. I feel bad for Gunther, Quill and Rosa. However, Rosa seems just happen to be with Gunther. I see a big blowup coming from Luann after watching Tiifany gloat over her circumstances.
Instead of going to the Prom, they should be taking Quill to a walk-in (or ālimp-inā) clinic. Without prompt attention, his leg will go bad, and he will have to be destroyed.
āIf Luann had called Bernice when all this started, Bernice would have come to rescue then right away.ā-She couldnāt have come before they crossed the field though, right?Iām betting the limo driver is at the prom already with a new limo. They should have stayed put.
āThey look like theyāre beyond āHelp!ā!ā^Okay, thenā¦ how about āYellow Submarineā? Or āLet It Be?ā They may work, tooā¦ and are both ābeyond Helpāā¦ (XD)
Greg seems to be having a lot of fun drawing this arc, with all the parallel strips showing far different emotions . It also seems to be referencing Danteās Divine Comedy. Theyāve been in Hell and are now in Purgatory. Heaven coming up???
Ehhhā¦well, diabolous ex machina is a trope. Perhaps theyāll never make it to prom, and Berniceās attempt to help will only get HER shut out of it too. Yank the dogās chain is also a tropeā¦
Well, I can see that the 2-mile-walk got deep-sixedā¦(I wonder how they got to the bus station?! Quill looks like he is in pain, and I notice Luann doesnāt have Any shoes on. Both Gunther and Rosa look quite forlornā¦ They would all be on the verge of tears if they knew how many of their classmates were having the time of their lives at prom. Whoever said that Bernice was going to come to their rescue was right as it looks like it will happen. The only bad thing about that is not everyone will fit into Berniceās car. And, girls, Where Are Your Purses?!!! ;)
āYouāre so Charmin,ā she always tells me as I am ravishing her.
I always look forward to when she comes home with toilet paper. Doesnāt everyone do this?"^LOL!This is the difference in our houseā¦
āIssue With The Tissueā (Parody of Bungle In The Jungle, by Jethro Tull) = Well, who is the one that runs for all hoursOh, yeah? Who is the one in this coming out like a flower? ā Donāt make me turn this into a family meetingWith dishwater cold, and no warm supper for greetingIt wonāt go over well, when you skip to my ālooāAnd thatās why thereās a his and herās, too!ā¦. ā Cos weāve got issues with the tissue,But itās alright, by meā¦Cos itās a Sinatra tune, when you want loveā¦Itās a headache tonight, if you disagreeā¦.-Just so you know, who wears the hot pants in the familyAlong with the apron, well, we know itās me ā So jump back in line, and Iāll tell you whyAnd donāt sneak around with that two plyAnd while youāre there, pick up some daintiesYes, thatās what Iāve said, and Iāve said what I pleaseā¦ ā Youāve got issue, with the tissueā¦.And, thatās alright, by me, yeahā¦Weāll, Iāll be Charmin, if you want loveā¦Iāll be rough, if we disagreeā¦ ā Over and over, Iāll tell you itās going underYou say where youāve learned it, and Iāll say itās no wonder ā Now donāt be late, while youāre out in the night airMaybe you better pick up a Tombstone, while youāre shopping, thereSo, itās heads if I win, and tails if you loseSo cute when you make sense, but youāll be singing the blues ā Thereās issue with tissue, yeahā¦Well, itās alright, by meā¦.Get the Charmin if you want loveBut forget, and you will seeā¦.
Thank you! ā But as a rule, though, Weird Al has actually come out and said before, that he never accepts nor listens to songs from anyoneā¦ ā One reason cited by him is that a person (who would be unscrupulous) could potentially scheme to say that W.A.Y. had a chance to āhearā their song and that heā¦. āstoleā itā¦.. which leads to legal fees, time, etcā¦ heās also said in the past that heās had plenty ofā¦ āsuggestionsā from peopleā¦
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Todayās strip reminds me of this song link: āHelpā by the Beatlesā¦
DaJellyBelly almost 11 years ago
A movie could be made of this titled, āA Night To Remember.ā :-)
LeoAutodidact almost 11 years ago
Just a thought, HOW did everyone else get around the Traffic Jam?
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āStation-aryāāUnravelled Plans, And Canned RavioliāāBreakdown At The Bus StationāāEmptyā¦. Vis. UnpluggedāāRough RidersāāHanging Around By A Thread "orāI Donāt Want My Empty Vis -a -visā
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āā¦why did they not call and have someone pick them up from the bus stopā¦ā^Possibly from a logistical standpoint, they didnāt want to take anyone too far out of the way, and where theyāre at is a bit easier for someone to pick them up at. ā Even if the āfieldā wasnāt too, too far away, it may not have been as accessible as getting to the bus station (2 miles from Pitts)ā¦
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
She also looks like someone on the phone just said: āMiss DeGroot, youāve been āselectedā for an audit!āā¦.
Caldonia almost 11 years ago
My girl Tiff planned a great prom.
Caldonia almost 11 years ago
Youāre right. Wow. I shudder to contemplate!
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
Oh, well, wait til next ā¦ oops ā sorry!
Belinda Banana Ana almost 11 years ago
Does anyone else think theyāre making way too big a deal about this?
mroneofthefellows almost 11 years ago
Do hope before much longer something happens to turn this sad horror story around for Luann and her friends. This story line has so far destroyed the prom for these fourā¦..why?..I guess weāll have to wait till the end of this week to find outā¦..
Caldonia almost 11 years ago
NO one ate at TJās Cafe.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Plus, we saw that Tiffany was putting out food on the table, so there were at least snacks at the Prom. Maybe some party-goers were willing to settle for that rather than going out to dinner first. It could also have been a matter of timing. Students who went to a fancy restaurant downtown who left a bit earlier than our foursome might have made it through before the traffic got tied up, and ones who left later would have heard about it on the radio and would have taken an alternate route.
LouEthelip almost 11 years ago
One thought has been crossing my mind during the current story arc. It reminds me of an old Archie Comic where everything is going wrong for Betty Cooper. In the next to last panel however Archie kisses her and when Bettyās mother asks how her day went Betty claimed it was her best day ever.
I can see this prom ending this way too with Quill kissing LuAnn making it feel at least to LuAnn like the night was wonderful.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
The gang is looking a little dispirited at the momentābut I attribute that to the fetid miasma of a generic bus depot. Buck up, kids! Things will get better! (I hope.)
kittylover2 almost 11 years ago
Probably a refection of her mood, ya think?
bgby4884 almost 11 years ago
Yup. As I said. Barefoot at a bus terminal where the young guys think they have to spit everywhere.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āI can see Luās one busted shoe lying flatā ^Well, Lu will now think twice before telling Puddles to āheelāā¦.. of course, thatās if Puddles learned wanted to do itā¦.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āMy monitor is still showing it as a very dark purpleā ^I can confirm that, as wellā¦
Dragongourd Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Looks to me like the prom is over, with all the balloons falling down.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
" They should have called someone as soon as Quill hurt his knee."^It could have been a matter of ātoo far a distanceā for someone to come to them where they were, originallyā¦.. ā May have been more convenient to wait until they were closer to Pittsā¦.
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 11 years ago
āHelp! We wandered away from the limo and now we are stuck in what looks like a homeless shelter and a strange man took Gunther away for awhile but Gunther wonāt talk about where he went.ā
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
I donāt know where Greg is going with this, but I fear that Lu is heading for a huge blow upā¦. They will arrive too late at the dance, and Tiff will try to get in her face with it. Either that, or the gang will hear about it all next week. She (Lu) will not be the most pleasant person to be around.
Hopefully, Q will take her out āprivatelyā after his knee feels better, to calm her down. And, hopefully, Rosa and Gunth will āfigure out something to doā to make up for the lossā¦ 8-O :-PPP Anywayā¦ I hope Brad & Toniās wedding goes a lot smoother but, somehow, i fear notā¦
And. thanks all, for the kind remarks from yesterday. :) Iām still a little fried, but getting better.
Barry1941 almost 11 years ago
Adversity is the real test of a relationship.
jenbrown1017 almost 11 years ago
I donāt understand how they keep looking worse and worse!! How did Guntherās sleeve get ripped!! Were there wild animals in that field they ha to cross??? and how did they all get crap in their hair? did they roll through the field? I get the broken high heel and the twisted kneeā¦.common, but the rest of the gang look like theyāve been bucking hay all evening!! Not waiting for a bus!
Edward White almost 11 years ago
I hope she wakes up from a bad dream & has a normal PROM. Standing right next to TIFF & Luann gets called as Prom Queen w/ Quill as King.
ridenslide65 almost 11 years ago
LAME. Such a let down.
karanne almost 11 years ago
I like Berniceās dress ā the rest? I say again, call the parents, blow off the prom and rent a movie to go with the pizza delivery.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
LOL!!!!
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
There well may be some tension there, when Luann thinks how readily Quill went along with Guntherās plan (over her own quite vocal opposition to it) and how much fun he seemed to be having taking photos of her as she awkwardly tried to climb over the fence. The time between now and graduation could show just how strong this relationship is, or isnāt.
Endunamoo almost 11 years ago
Anything that can go wrongā¦ will
TORAD_07 almost 11 years ago
another observation: note that Rosa and Gunther are sitting so close together theyāre touching.
Precisely. This night may end quite well for both of them. :-)))
I also concur that it may be a bit metaphoric in re: Q & Luās eventual break up. Itās not looking good for them. Circle of life, I guessā¦.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 11 years ago
Gunther, this time you did not think. Should have called for a ride BEFORE you got to your bus stop.*Did Bernice call Lu, or vice versa?
cjswan232482 almost 11 years ago
I feel bad for Gunther. He tried to salvage the worst Prom date ever. But the field bit was over the top. At worse the show get muddy unless someone slips.
Willow Mt Lyon almost 11 years ago
This is just too sad.
cjswan232482 almost 11 years ago
One hole that I see is usually you go to Prom first over dinner. The second hole is usually dinner is served AT Prom, The third is Prom is usually at a ritzy hotel or dinner club instead of the school gym anyway.
cjswan232482 almost 11 years ago
I see this disaster as karmic retribution for Luann. She planned this thing and we spent the better part of a month watching her be insufferable. I feel bad for Gunther, Quill and Rosa. However, Rosa seems just happen to be with Gunther. I see a big blowup coming from Luann after watching Tiifany gloat over her circumstances.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Instead of going to the Prom, they should be taking Quill to a walk-in (or ālimp-inā) clinic. Without prompt attention, his leg will go bad, and he will have to be destroyed.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Looks like a fun prom where you can hit balloons around.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
āIf Luann had called Bernice when all this started, Bernice would have come to rescue then right away.ā-She couldnāt have come before they crossed the field though, right?Iām betting the limo driver is at the prom already with a new limo. They should have stayed put.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āThey look like theyāre beyond āHelp!ā!ā^Okay, thenā¦ how about āYellow Submarineā? Or āLet It Be?ā They may work, tooā¦ and are both ābeyond Helpāā¦ (XD)
bronzeskater almost 11 years ago
Greg seems to be having a lot of fun drawing this arc, with all the parallel strips showing far different emotions . It also seems to be referencing Danteās Divine Comedy. Theyāve been in Hell and are now in Purgatory. Heaven coming up???
ACTIVIST1234 almost 11 years ago
āI PASSED my final exam. Iām exhausted. But no more exams for a while. :-)ā*Torad ā just read the GREAT news from yesterday! Youāre the MAN!
Angelalex242 almost 11 years ago
Ehhhā¦well, diabolous ex machina is a trope. Perhaps theyāll never make it to prom, and Berniceās attempt to help will only get HER shut out of it too. Yank the dogās chain is also a tropeā¦
rickray777 almost 11 years ago
Oh theyāre having quite a time, all right! ā but of the wrong kind!
transylvanian almost 11 years ago
They look a right sight. :) At least itāll be memorable. :)
sjsczurek almost 11 years ago
Love Berniceās dress!
ACTIVIST1234 almost 11 years ago
āDo you only care about the leading crowd?How about a needy friend?We all need a friend.ā- thanks to Carole King or James Taylor
ChrisV almost 11 years ago
I agree tht Bernice does look good all dolled up like that. Too bad she and Delta couldnāt have done that more often.
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Well, I can see that the 2-mile-walk got deep-sixedā¦(I wonder how they got to the bus station?! Quill looks like he is in pain, and I notice Luann doesnāt have Any shoes on. Both Gunther and Rosa look quite forlornā¦ They would all be on the verge of tears if they knew how many of their classmates were having the time of their lives at prom. Whoever said that Bernice was going to come to their rescue was right as it looks like it will happen. The only bad thing about that is not everyone will fit into Berniceās car. And, girls, Where Are Your Purses?!!! ;)
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
LOL about the toilet paper! ;)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āYouāre so Charmin,ā she always tells me as I am ravishing her.
I always look forward to when she comes home with toilet paper. Doesnāt everyone do this?"^LOL!This is the difference in our houseā¦
āIssue With The Tissueā (Parody of Bungle In The Jungle, by Jethro Tull) = Well, who is the one that runs for all hoursOh, yeah? Who is the one in this coming out like a flower? ā Donāt make me turn this into a family meetingWith dishwater cold, and no warm supper for greetingIt wonāt go over well, when you skip to my ālooāAnd thatās why thereās a his and herās, too!ā¦. ā Cos weāve got issues with the tissue,But itās alright, by meā¦Cos itās a Sinatra tune, when you want loveā¦Itās a headache tonight, if you disagreeā¦.-Just so you know, who wears the hot pants in the familyAlong with the apron, well, we know itās me ā So jump back in line, and Iāll tell you whyAnd donāt sneak around with that two plyAnd while youāre there, pick up some daintiesYes, thatās what Iāve said, and Iāve said what I pleaseā¦ ā Youāve got issue, with the tissueā¦.And, thatās alright, by me, yeahā¦Weāll, Iāll be Charmin, if you want loveā¦Iāll be rough, if we disagreeā¦ ā Over and over, Iāll tell you itās going underYou say where youāve learned it, and Iāll say itās no wonder ā Now donāt be late, while youāre out in the night airMaybe you better pick up a Tombstone, while youāre shopping, thereSo, itās heads if I win, and tails if you loseSo cute when you make sense, but youāll be singing the blues ā Thereās issue with tissue, yeahā¦Well, itās alright, by meā¦.Get the Charmin if you want loveBut forget, and you will seeā¦.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āDe Agony Of De Feetā^Also a tune by Parliament/Funkadelic. Chock full of puns!
melmarsh9v almost 11 years ago
Did either Quill or Gunther bring a āballoonā with them?
sdjamieson Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@howtheduck
It may be the poor lighting in the bus station.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Thx!
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Thank you! ā But as a rule, though, Weird Al has actually come out and said before, that he never accepts nor listens to songs from anyoneā¦ ā One reason cited by him is that a person (who would be unscrupulous) could potentially scheme to say that W.A.Y. had a chance to āhearā their song and that heā¦. āstoleā itā¦.. which leads to legal fees, time, etcā¦ heās also said in the past that heās had plenty ofā¦ āsuggestionsā from peopleā¦
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
āWal Martiansā
^LOL!! ā Itās definitely another planet when you enter that giant buildingā¦
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Trueā¦trueā¦.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Itās all in the same shopping centerā¦ convenient for the aliens tourist shoppersā¦ā¦.
ShagsCA almost 11 years ago
Luann has only four toes, like my paw!
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
Do they give Purple Hearts for prom injuries?