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Jay Leno once did one of those “Man in the Street” things where he asked people who was going to write their autobiography. One young man replied, “my best friend?”
I had a friend once who said..“I couldn’t write a autobiography..People wouldn’t believe it !”..Then he started telling about the time he drove his brand new 1955 pickup into a deep canal at night…He said the headlights were still working and could see fish swimming by.He said he was so drunk he turned on the windshield wipers as the cab started to fill with water..(He swam out to safety)
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
Looks like he’s got writer’s block already….
J Short almost 11 years ago
I can’t remember.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
“And did you secure the rights?”
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My car. Why?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My car. Why?
Dani Rice almost 11 years ago
Jay Leno once did one of those “Man in the Street” things where he asked people who was going to write their autobiography. One young man replied, “my best friend?”
dflak almost 11 years ago
I tried writing my autobiography. The problem is, I keep falling asleep.
bcathey1960 almost 11 years ago
“It’s about a man whose wife is completely clueless…”
Jim Kerner almost 11 years ago
Boy, I get no respect! I’ll give you three guesses. The first two don’t count!
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
I had a friend once who said..“I couldn’t write a autobiography..People wouldn’t believe it !”..Then he started telling about the time he drove his brand new 1955 pickup into a deep canal at night…He said the headlights were still working and could see fish swimming by.He said he was so drunk he turned on the windshield wipers as the cab started to fill with water..(He swam out to safety)
stlmaddog5 almost 11 years ago
My autobiography: I was born. Soon I shall die. Everything in between is irrelevant.