Herman by Jim Unger for April 30, 2014

Hey, that’s all there is for supper.

We used to call grated parmesan the “stinky cheese”.

Must be limburger. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello did a gag like this in their movie, “Who Done It”.

I’m told limburger actually tastes good, but I’ve never been able to get past the smell. My maternal grandfather’s favorite was limburger on pumpernickel.“Come give dziadzi big kiss”“No thanks.”Dziadzi is Polish slang for grandfather.

Flyer: It is good. Also hard to find, and the smell isn’t that strong, more legend than fact.

“No, the cheese is okay, but ewwww, when’s the last time you took a shower?”

I remember a friend’s comment about some aromatic cheese: “Anyone with a foreskin would recognise that smell right away”.

“Naw, the cheese is fine. There was just a report on the radio about a poison gas attack. I tried to tell you, but you kept interrupting.”

thats not wut smellz

I’m surprised no one did the old-and-cliched “cut the cheese” joke…

He’ll have trouble eating anything in that mask.

And that was in spite of the wowsers in the Hayes Office. W C Fields snuck a few by ’em, as well.

She’s credited with coining the phrase, “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

( Whether or not she actually DID, I don’t know. )

I need one of those for when my dad eats kimchi.