FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 16, 2014

Some brother-brother time.

In case you haven’t noticed, Peter, Jason HATES sports.

I have mild interest in sports and a greater interest in staying fit enough to avoid ever living in a nursing home (if possible). I work especially on the legs. Occasionally, this does involve playing some sport.

That’s a lot of swings. His arms or shoulders might ache tomorrow. Was it worth it? There had to be another way to get out of playing.

There was a show in the 80’s called “The Charmings.” Prince Charming, Snow White, their kids, one of the dwarfs, the Wicked Queen and her mirror all end up in the 20th Century. Prince Eric is teaching his son baseball and says the perfect swing is also the perfect swordstroke to decapitate a troll. Now, Jason would get into that, the little D&D geek.

I despise sports. I can do better with my time. I do not watch sports on TV. I do like to walk.

But Peter, you just “pitched” a perfect game!

I’m a well-rounded athlete. My golf score, bowling average and batting average are all the same: 138.